Mouse F@rTs

Japanese scientists 

develop freeze-dried 

mouse sperm postcards 

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F@RtInG Pig F@rTs

New pig farming animal welfare law could 

cut off nearly all of California's pork supply, 

bacon prices would skyrocket as the 

fundamental breakfast favorite becomes 

harder to find. Could you live without bacon?

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UFO, drone or Iron Man? Federal Bureau of Investigation 

confused by ‘jetpack man’ after another LA sighting, 

according to air traffic controllers and a SkyWest flight pilot; 

fourth reported incident of flight hazard flying high near LAX.

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Four Billion F@rTs

The Navy Accuses A Sailor Of Starting 

One Of Its Worst Ship Fires Outside Of 

Combat; the amphibious assault ship 

USS Bonhomme Richard - docked off 

San Diego - burned for four days, and 

injured more than sixty firefighters and 

sailors. Replacing the decommissioned 

craft will cost the Navy four billion dollars.

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Fuck!

Improved transportation infrastructure coming to University Avenue Southeast and Fourth Street Southeast Traffic 

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Funded by F@rTs

 Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue and his love of 

Bugattis and Michael Jackson were funded by fraud, 

France says; Embezzlement conviction over his lavish 

lifestyle in California also brings foreign sanctions 

in the UK and a record for corruption, graft in the US.

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F@rTs for Sale

 From "Set it and forget it!” to the Popeil Pocket Fisherman, 

 But wait — there's more. Infomercial inventor Ron Popeil, 

 forebear of home-shopping channels and of SNL spoofery, 

 has died in California. The “Salesman of the Century” was 

 the sizzle of American ingenuity, personified as seen on TV.

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