Sunday, August 1, 2021
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UFO, drone or Iron Man? Federal Bureau of Investigation
confused by ‘jetpack man’ after another LA sighting,
according to air traffic controllers and a SkyWest flight pilot;
fourth reported incident of flight hazard flying high near LAX.
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Saturday, July 31, 2021
Four Billion F@rTs
The Navy Accuses A Sailor Of Starting
One Of Its Worst Ship Fires Outside Of
Combat; the amphibious assault ship
USS Bonhomme Richard - docked off
San Diego - burned for four days, and
injured more than sixty firefighters and
sailors. Replacing the decommissioned
craft will cost the Navy four billion dollars.
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Thursday, July 29, 2021
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Improved transportation infrastructure coming to University Avenue Southeast and Fourth Street Southeast Traffic
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Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue and his love of
Bugattis and Michael Jackson were funded by fraud,
France says; Embezzlement conviction over his lavish
lifestyle in California also brings foreign sanctions
in the UK and a record for corruption, graft in the US.
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From "Set it and forget it!” to the Popeil Pocket Fisherman,
But wait — there's more. Infomercial inventor Ron Popeil,
forebear of home-shopping channels and of SNL spoofery,
has died in California. The “Salesman of the Century” was
the sizzle of American ingenuity, personified as seen on TV.
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Friday, July 23, 2021
Boston Tea party farty
Sam Adams Beer Stock Is Getting Hammered.
Boston Beer falls flat on earnings miss, hard
seltzers sales fizzle. Aftermarket trading
forecasts hungover. Hard Seltzer Bubble
Has Finally Burst - What A Fermented Buzzkill!
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