Four Billion F@rTs

The Navy Accuses A Sailor Of Starting 

One Of Its Worst Ship Fires Outside Of 

Combat; the amphibious assault ship 

USS Bonhomme Richard - docked off 

San Diego - burned for four days, and 

injured more than sixty firefighters and 

sailors. Replacing the decommissioned 

craft will cost the Navy four billion dollars.

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Improved transportation infrastructure coming to University Avenue Southeast and Fourth Street Southeast Traffic 

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 Teodoro Nguema Obiang Mangue and his love of 

Bugattis and Michael Jackson were funded by fraud, 

France says; Embezzlement conviction over his lavish 

lifestyle in California also brings foreign sanctions 

in the UK and a record for corruption, graft in the US.

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 From "Set it and forget it!” to the Popeil Pocket Fisherman, 

 But wait — there's more. Infomercial inventor Ron Popeil, 

 forebear of home-shopping channels and of SNL spoofery, 

 has died in California. The “Salesman of the Century” was 

 the sizzle of American ingenuity, personified as seen on TV.

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 Sam Adams Beer Stock Is Getting Hammered. 

Boston Beer falls flat on earnings miss, hard 

seltzers sales fizzle. Aftermarket trading 

forecasts hungover. Hard Seltzer Bubble 

Has Finally Burst - What A Fermented Buzzkill!

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 The participant in the U.S. Capitol riots 

nicknamed the "QAnon Shaman" is 

negotiating a plea deal with prosecutors, 

after prison psychologists found he suffers 

from a variety of mental illnesses, arguing 

solitary confinement made them get worse

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The Great Deflation: Wells Fargo Grounds 

Its Nine-story Tall Stagecoach Balloon, 

A Fan Favorite At Hot Air Balloon Festivals

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