Taint F@rTs

 The Network has Flushed NBC’s 

Ultimate Slip N’ Slide; After the 

Show was Tainted by Outbreak of 

“Explosive Diarrhea,” is Wiped 

from Post-Olympics Broadcast 

Schedule. Crew members were 

“forced to run to port-o-potties”, 

“collapsing” from intense gut pain.

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Dog F@rTs

Chinese police academy auctions off 

fifty-four dogs, mostly German shepherds, 

dropped from training for their lack of energy 

or size, or 'were not good at fetching’, but 

most were struck off due to their 'cowardice' ,

‘timid nature’ and for having 'curly ears'.

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F@rTs, English!

Supreme Court sides with Amish 

plaintiffs who argued forced septic 

systems violate their religious beliefs; 

The High Court ruling on Friday says

Amish family farms use outhouses.

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F@rT sputtered

A third infrastructure bill cruises 

into Dems’ ‘two-track’ traffic jam 

after both bipartisan, reconciliation 

bills sputtered, choked and stalled.

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    It isn't direr or Arctic circle Fart bill.

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Tour de F@rTs

Fan who allegedly caused 

Tour de France crash arrested; 

After a four-day search,

Finistère gendarmerie 

and France's Bleu Finistere 

radio station reported that

she turned herself in and could 

face prison time and a hefty fine.

The fan has not been identified. 

Crash-filled Tour saw four riders quit.

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   ‘I concealed genuine bleeder Farts.’

   'I am the unrepented of hypocrite.'

   Farts odiously alienated cow hand.

   The dreadful flincher Farts as ensnared. Nice Farts, roundhead.

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SecDef F@rTs

 Family Confirms: Former Defense Secretary 

Donald Rumsfeld has died. Both the youngest 

and oldest SecDef, Rumsfeld served under 

two Presidents- Ford and Bush. Helped rescue 

injured Pentagon staff after the al-Qaeda attack, 

oversaw Iraq, Afghanistan wars. Memoir titled by 

Johari Window quote: “But there are also unknown 

unknowns - the ones we don’t know we don’t know.” 

Also see “You go to hell with the alibis you have.”

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          Penis.

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   'Now truth is weakened.’

            Farts.      Smegma Breath. 

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            Farts.      Dirt Bitch.

   'Hey You! Evolve. Outlast. Lose. Yahoo!’

           Farts.      Asshole.

   'Enjoy hooked hog and eloquent Don.'

   

FOX, Not Facts. F@Rt.

FOX Cries “Wolf!”: Tucker Carlson Freaks Out After NSA Statement Flatly Denies The Fox Host and His Show Are Worth Sabotaging; Carlson is called out for fake news over claims spies are tracking him to take show off air; QAnon stirs John McAfee into the mix, Trump falls for it all hook, line and sinker.

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   Pissed as a Fart.

   Chastise foolish goof. Farts! 

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