Tuesday, June 22, 2021

F@Rt Police

Portland police officers will 

no longer make certain traffic 

stops, must follow new consent 

search guidelines


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Nazi Death F@rTs

Newsmax Guest Goes There: 

Says Critical Race Theory 

Will Lead to Nazi-Style Death 

Camps for White People


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Cornhole F@rTs

Covid cases surge in Cornwall 

in aftermath of 'super-spreader' 

Canada, France, Germany, Italy, 

Japan, the United Kingdom and 

the United States  summit nearby.


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Evacuate F@rTs

Mouse plague forces Australian 

prison to evacuate staff and inmates


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Brown F@rTs

Britain's Pacific trade ambitions 

won't compensate for Brexit


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Tasmanian Devils F@rTs

Tasmanian Devils wipe out thousands of penguins on tiny Australian island Marsupials introduced to Maria Island, east of Tasmania, to safeguard their numbers but have decimated birdlife.

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TV F@rTs

Iowa cop shooter is caught 

after help from TV news crew, 

police say.

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