Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Steakhouse F@rTs

 Naked Florida woman trashes an Outback Steakhouse, confronts police officer - after a rampage through a nearby catering business where she stole a car


   anagrams to 


   Hoodwinkable, Cantankerous Farts.


   I Am A Farting Housekeeper.

                           Iconoclast.


               Ha Ha! 

      Purer bogey-woman 

               Farted grace.


   Censorable Farts, 

        cushiest Farts, ...heroes. 




Shill & Slog F@rTs

Jimmy Buffett Has Just What New York Needs Right Now: A Multi-Million Dollar Monument to the Frozen Margarita, Daiquiri and Piña Colada


   anagrams to 


             Zen...?      


   The junk wit. Why my jumbo Farts?


   Low thrill in egomania Fart.


   Demented Mind, Ho! Moon Nut.


   I am a radical, 

                         Sell-Out, 

              air-raid Farts quota pig.


https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-06-09/jimmy-buffett-opens-370-million-margaritaville-in-new-york-city-s-times-square





    

Brazilian F@rTs

 Argentine President Fernández apologizes after racist gaffe; Said Brazilians 'Came From the Jungle', Sparking Furious Uproar

   anagrams to 

   Generalized Farts, Snazzier Farts.

   Oregon pine Farted. Fart up, angel!

   I Am A Barefaced Penis Slicer.

   Usurious Farting Jerk! Oomph!





Fast Radio F@rTs

 Five hundred flashes of mysterious 

fast radio bursts detected in space


   anagrams to 


   Feverishly hideous Anus Farts. 

   Potent Farts.

   Bedside Ecocides. Mud Farts!





   

Humdinger F@rts

How Biden’s Favored Unions Could Get Jammed in His Infrastructure Traffic 
 anagrams to 
 Humdinger Farts, Bovine Farts. Deuce Din. Woo!, Jam in Fart cloud. I, Uh - Nice Farts!



Tuesday, June 8, 2021

Dead Hooker F@rTs

 Daredevil dies instantly after 

jumping from a Beirut cliff on to 

a tourist boat he didn't see-despite 

desperate warning shouts from onlookers


   anagrams to   


   I'm a porcine, jumbo Farting lout.

   Hooker, beheaded - 

       Fart-Poos out semen.

   It Farted, sniveled strainedly.  

   Idle Idiot Uses Farts. Potent Farts.





  


  

Nun F@rTs

Los Angeles nun to plead guilty to federal theft charges in decade-long Catholic school embezzlement case
 
anagrams to 

 Good Asshole, Fart legends!      Genuinely stale pollutant. 
 Fart legends, Choice head! Commence celibate ZZ cloth.