Bride F@rTs

Bride dies of heart attack at wedding. Sister marries the groom with her body in next room. 

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 I'm Horror's Farts, sweethearts. I'm the worthier dead beat body.

Grim, odd keen intoxicating!

Rat F@rTs

'Hero rat' Magawa retires after five years spent sniffing out landmines in Cambodia 

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 A steamier hog Fart. Weeny Fart inspires Ass fever. I am an unmelodic Fart. And sim.

Death F@rTs

Mafia hit man who killed famous prosecutor and dissolved boy's body in acid apologizes for role in "factory of death" 

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 I am Farty. Devoid, buddy. 'I am Clenched ass - kill hoodlum.' Boloney!  Farts. Hooey! Farts. 'I boozing. Poop a wade.' Farts.

Trump = F@rTs

No more 'From The Desk of Donald J. Trump': Former president shut down blog launched just a month ago

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 Poofter Farts. Hoodlum. Jerk. Penis. Damn demon. A Jumbled Fart Thunders Not. Oh God! Thug’s clown.

F@RtS = Trump

Trump Abandons His Whiny Little ‘From the Desk’ Blog After One Month 

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 Deathblow. Shit. Lumpy Inn. Smothered noblemen. OK, hot. Farting Farts

Peanut F@RtS

Peanut the Waiter Robot Is Proof That Your Job Is Safe 

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 Whoopee! Put Farts in orbit. Farts beat joyous hot air.

Police F@rTs

A Police Pursuit in Wisconsin ends when the suspect is confronted by a herd of cows 

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 Dope despises cowboys, Farts. 

 Oh No! Cunt Fart? Farts swindle      innocence, Cunt. Ouch! Whiner insipience.

 https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/police-pursuit-in-barron-county-ends-when-suspect-confronted-by-cows