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Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Peanut F@RtS

Peanut the Waiter Robot Is Proof That Your Job Is Safe

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Whoopee! Put Farts in orbit. Farts beat joyous hot air.

Police F@rTs

A Police Pursuit in Wisconsin ends when the suspect is confronted by a herd of cows

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Dope despises cowboys, Farts.

Oh No! Cunt Fart? Farts swindle innocence, Cunt. Ouch! Whiner insipience.

https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-news/police-pursuit-in-barron-county-ends-when-suspect-confronted-by-cows

Fine F@rTs

Yemen fishermen find a fortune in ambergris inside the belly of a whale carcass floating in Adan

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Monday, May 31, 2021

Satanist F@rTs

A self-styled satanist beheaded his cellmate, but the guards failed to notice, report says

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A Smellier Yeti Pee, Shitty Ass Farts, Death-bed Hell Blood Farts Cicadae Dung, Toe Test Anus.

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2021-05-27/satanist-beheading-prison-guards-cellmate-california Using a razor-style blade attached to a handle, Osuna disfigured Romero, cutting out one of his eyes, chopping off one of his fingers and removing part of his ribs and slicing out part of his lung. He ultimately cut off his head. He also posed the body, slicing Romero’s face open on either side of his mouth to resemble an extended smile, according to an autopsy. Guards found Osuna wearing a necklace made of Romero’s body parts.