Monday, May 24, 2021

Selfie F@rts

 


Missing man found dead 

inside Spanish dinosaur statue; 

Police say the teen got stuck 

trying to retrieve his mobile phone

after ill-fated selfie attempt.

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   Hesitate cutely, tentacled Farts poet.



   


   

400 F@rTs

 



A park ranger in California 

discovered a petrified forest 

filled with fossils

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  Paranoiac Fart Fetish icons idoliser,

      Fivefold disliked gnarlier Fart spewer.


Sunday, May 23, 2021

Oops. F@rT

 


Austrian hospital blames human error 

for ‘tragic mistake’ of incorrectly amputating 

elderly man’s healthy leg

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  Prime or slime Fart-throb, Almighty Rectum!

  Gooey Farts And Anal Farts Anus.

  Greatly champion hell-like cretin Anus.

Chicken F@rTs

 



Don't Kiss Your Chickens,

The Centers for Disease Control Says In A Salmonella Warning

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Ostrich F@rTs

 



I went to one of California's last ostrich farms, and it was terrifying

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F@rT Holocaust

 



Infrastructure talks hit a pothole


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  Farts threat turnip-like holocaust.

Saturday, May 22, 2021

F@rT Gong

 



Alleged drug trafficker arrested in Los 

Angeles after being extradited from France

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   Genitalia Fucker. Derriere Farts. 

    Gelled Led Gong Farts.

   Excrement of brain-dead Farts.