Scientists Shot Tardigrades from a Gun to
See If Interplanetary Travel Is Survivable
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Farts Goddamnit! Touchiest Anus goriness.
Velvety Farts. Irritable Anal perversities.
"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
Thursday, May 20, 2021
Wednesday, May 19, 2021
Gorilla booby F@rTs
WNYC Fires 'On The Media' Co-Host Bob Garfield For Alleged Bullying
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Mellow deed, unhygienic chilling Farts...
Farts fondling bug-eyed gorilla Booby.
Tuesday, May 18, 2021
Cicada Sex F@rts
A Fungus Is Pushing Cicada Sex Into Hyperdrive
And Leaving Them Dismembered
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Ugh! Hyped up cervix in Anus Farts Anus idiocies.
I'm the brave, dead-end lemmings.
https://www.npr.org/2021/05/18/997998920/the-fungus-thats-making-cicadas-sex-crazy
Saturday, May 8, 2021
Yep. F@rTs
Caitlyn Jenner Gets Dragged Through The Mud
For Complaining Her Private Plane Hangar-Mate
is Fleeing California to Avoid Seeing Homeless People
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Farting Anus Jet gently drench right egghead Asshole.
Over prancing Farts helping apeman Clitoris.
I are loonie. I am Evil one. Mud Fart ego me peephole.
Thursday, May 6, 2021
F@rT Waffle
Belgian farmer accidentally moves French border. Farmer moves border stone for tractor – and makes Belgium bigger
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I'm a Fart bomb!
Donkey Farts. Belch Verb. Eel Farts. Germ.
Crocodile Anal Venom.
I'm a bugger's Farting demon sorcerer nerd.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/prison-pouch-sentencing-573048
Sunday, May 2, 2021
Free Falling F@rTs
LOOK OUT BELOW! CHINA’S HEAVY-LIFT ROCKET
DUE FOR UNCONTROLLED REENTRY WITHIN DAYS
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BLOW OUT FARTS CHEEKILY.
WHITE-HOT, DINKY VOLCANO!
CRUEL LOONY. NO TENDER, RUDE FARTS.
Thursday, April 29, 2021
Poof. F@Rt
‘Australia's most hated man'
who filmed and taunted dying
police officers who had just been
hit by a truck after pulling his Porsche over
is jailed for ten months for outraging public decency
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... Oh Jesus!
Absurdly complete accident.
Heft A Dandy Meltdown, Dung.
The lively as powerful.
Shit-pig Cocaine Bickerer, Huh?
'Good! I'm the jauntier Anus Fart loon.'
‘Cunt Farts. I am a Farting shit-bird!’ Poof.
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