Sunday, May 2, 2021

Free Falling F@rTs

 



LOOK OUT BELOW! CHINA’S HEAVY-LIFT ROCKET 

DUE FOR UNCONTROLLED REENTRY WITHIN DAYS

  anagrams to 

    BLOW OUT FARTS CHEEKILY.

          WHITE-HOT, DINKY VOLCANO!

     CRUEL LOONY. NO TENDER, RUDE FARTS.


Thursday, April 29, 2021

Poof. F@Rt



‘Australia's most hated man' 

who filmed and taunted dying 

police officers who had just been 

hit by a truck after pulling his Porsche over 

is jailed for ten months for outraging public decency

  anagrams to 

   ... Oh Jesus!

 Absurdly complete accident. 

       Heft A Dandy Meltdown, Dung.

     The lively as powerful.

      Shit-pig Cocaine Bickerer, Huh? 

     'Good! I'm the jauntier Anus Fart loon.'

     ‘Cunt Farts. I am a Farting shit-bird!’ Poof.




  

Bish F@rTs

 



I Don’t Like My Newly Sober Wife Anymore 

   anagrams to 

O My! Fart wildly. I Yoke Semen, Boner Wine.


Trumpian F@rTs

 


Crazy Has-been Actor  

Randy Quaid says he's 

'seriously considering'

Running for governor 

of California

   anagrams to 

  Accord zany IQ by diarrhea.

       Hilariously nosey fiascoes. Farts!

   Grrr! Innuendos forgiven. 

                                Anus crooning.

     

      https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/28/randy-quaid-california-governor-seriously-considering-running-corruption-prosecutors/



   

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Zhurong F@RtS

 


China names Mars rover for

 traditional fire god Zhurong

   anagrams to 

I’m Forever A Ashcan, Mr. Ron.

   'Hooliganize torrid dung Farts!’

20 Year Trillion Dollar F@rT

 


Afghanistan War: How can the 

West fight terrorism after leaving?

   anagrams to 

  Heathen shat, wanting a wash.

    Gem if evil terror.  Farting Cow Farts.

Free F@RtS

 


Are you fully vaccinated? Here's 

the free stuff you can get with proof

   anagrams to 

Ace evil-eyed, raunchy foul Cunt Farts

Trophy Fart of huge of sweetie