Michigan man killed 

after cannon explodes 

at baby shower

   anagrams to 

 'Heckling on anal FART climaxes.'

  ''Worsened hyped bimbo.'

  

Billionaire capitalists are designing 

   humanity's future. Don't let them.

   anagrams to 

  Ignorable, idealistic reptilian ass farts.

   'Hum on the ungentle tumidity.'

Excrementous F@rTs

Pope accuses media of loving excrement, 

condemns ‘fundamentalist’ Catholics

   anagrams to 

Damndest malfunction conceals upcoming 

excessive poodle Shit Fart Menace.

Paris court finds France guilty of failing to meet 

its own Paris climate accord commitments

   anagrams to 

 I, egoistic, unmelodic lout, Farting. Comic Doc, Farty Comet. Twit.

Mr. Anal Penis Farts. Ms. Fart Penis.

 

The timeless appeal of one-man-and-his-dog stories

   anagrams to

Shapeliest Fart temple -'Oh No! Is sodden egomania.'

Emmanuel Macron blasts social media 

platforms for banning Trump

   anagrams to

All-american Farting slob. ...Fart!

Mumblers, madman's true nincompoops.

  

 

Ouch. F@Rt

‘A Fraud on the American Public’

   anagrams to

'I am an unpredictable Fart. Ouch!'

Sawing Someone in Half Never Gets Old

   anagrams to

God In Heaven! Well, monogenesis Farts.

Good Evening! Fart lessons, meanwhile.

Snog weeviled angel Farts, moonshine.