Tuesday, August 18, 2020

‘F@Rts Are Being F@Rts’


‘Frats Are Being Frats’: Greek Life Is Stoking the Virus on Some Campuses

 anagrams to

 Ignitible Humors?

  I Perceive Farts. Geeks Anus 
  
    Farts. Geeks Moons Farts.



Monday, July 13, 2020

Fifi F@Rt


 Coronavirus: Llamas provide key 
 to immune therapy with Fifi the 
 llama's antibodies

 anagrams to

 I Am Anal Odor. The Farts!

 I Am The Homely Ass Blow Out 

 I Survive In Dicky Fart Pipeline. 

Friday, April 10, 2020

"What if facts matter?" anagrams to 'Shit Act. Waft 'Em, Fart.'

Searching for a Jesus That Looks More Like Me

 anagrams to

Oh Jesus! This Carnage!
I'm Moose, Or Elk. Elk Fart!



Nation Left Shocked And Confused After Public Servants Serve Public

Nation Left Shocked And Confused After Public Servants Serve Public



The F@Rt of the Fourth Horseman

A Much Larger Wave of Locusts Is Threatening East Africa

 anagrams to

 Vultures Fart-Insane Stench!

 Ace Grace Ice.

I Am A Hog Fart! A Clown Shit.


Australian Police Seize 'black box' from Ruby Princess Cruise Ship, Where Thirteen People Died, Amid Coronavirus Homicide Investigation

 anagrams to

  Is clean utopia!

  Like crazy slobber
  
  I'm pubic Fart crush.

  Shit Pee Helper

  Warm odor  

  I Am Shit Goo Evinced In 

  Dire toxin inspires

  A seducive one

Wednesday, April 8, 2020

Send In The Clown Farts, Cow.

Coronavirus: Lockdown 'could boost wild flowers'

 anagrams to

 Void Crook Ruins Clown Farts.

 ".. Well! Bold, Odious Cow!"





  





F@Rt Control

Saudi Arabia announces Yemen cease-fire after calls to stop fighting during coronavirus

 anagrams to

 I Am A Neon Farting Anus.

 Anus Fart. Anus Secrecy. 

 Anus Hooted "I Rip Idiocies!"

 Clever Fart Boggle.


Yikes

California Nursing Home Evacuated After Terrified Staff Didn't Show Up For Work

 anagrams to

 "Oh No! I Fart! Anus Crime!

 I Fart Fudge Wind!"

 "I Fart," Pro Vows. "I Fart."

 "I Farted Cheek Sound."