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A good a general rule of thumb is that if it digests its food through an intestine, it probably farts, unless it has feathers. 
Birds don't fart.

  Ergo, turtles do, but Turtledoves don't.

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The bus makes my Smoker's cough Fun!

Read the Art.

Second coronavirus case of unknown origin confirmed in California, indicating virus is spreading in the state

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Concussive Goose Farts Or

   Thunder?

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The speculation was that this might be the wall of a cavity that had been sculpted in its gas by emissions from a central black hole.

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Yo, Did Bunnies Fart?

LAPD Pursuit With Stolen Hearse
 Ends In Wreck On South LA Freeway; Casket, Body Found Inside

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We’re definitely all going to die’: Late-night hosts roast Trump’s coronavirus response

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Shrine of the Feng Shui King

And if you rearranged the letters in the phrase "Feng Shui Arts and Gifts"...

   A Shrine. That's the King, in the sunglasses. Spot any shrine: just look for the cardboard boxes.

AP fact check dings Democrats for false coronavirus claims

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CoronaCoin: crypto developers seize on coronavirus for new, morbid token

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