anagrams to
Fart. Aha! Munch Anus Now.
Two legs are good. Four legs might be better.
anagrams to
Wormholes Geed. Egg Tootle!
Grubbiest
Fart
"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
Tuesday, January 21, 2020
2 F@Rt Tuesday
How Fast Can a Human Run?
anagrams to
Fart. Aha! Munch Anus Now.
Two legs are good. Four legs might be better.
anagrams to
Wormholes Geed. Egg Tootle!
Grubbiest
Fart
anagrams to
Fart. Aha! Munch Anus Now.
Two legs are good. Four legs might be better.
anagrams to
Wormholes Geed. Egg Tootle!
Grubbiest
Fart
Monday, January 20, 2020
F@Rt #147 - Beano? I Said "No, No, No."
Spoiler Alert: There Will Be No Impartial Justice for Donald Trump
anagrams to
Produced Pellmell Ill In
Uproar Mist Jet.
Aiworthiest Fart? BeANo!
Sunday, January 19, 2020
F@Rt #146 - Disaster & Dysfunction
A Very Stable Genius review: dysfunction and disaster at the court of King Donald
anagrams to
Windbags Fart.
Insane Suck Iridescently Farts Audio
Even Levy Dreadnought Toot
Seriously, though - about this day and the people Americans celebrate, I think it is a sad commentary on us, and on our values that while a crazy greed-head imbecile narcissist can lead the free world, a man such as the good Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr. is relegated to history books and parades, and only after one man's bullet decided for you and me.
F@Rt #145 - Just So Many Farts
My Husband Farts All the Time and Now He’s Taught Our Daughter She Can Also Fart Anywhere and Everywhere, Oh God
anagrams to
A Tush. A Holy Thong.
A Thunderous Twang - Fart Ho!
Anal Madhouse Delights.
Wry Whenever Farts Beheaded Mercenary
F@Rt #144 - Fart Clues
A radioactive legacy haunts this Navajo village, which fears a fractured future
anagrams to
Fart Clue
Voiding Shit Gas
Fart Clue. Fart Clue!
Eject Diarrhea.
Ayah! Whoa! Viva Anus!
Let's play SPOT THE TYPO
"German and US officials were consulted and no imminent threat was found to exit," a spokesperson said in a statement.
...And there are others. But wait - There's More! The source of the bad grammar and spelling mistakes is - you guessed it - MILITARY INTELLIGENCE:
"The U.S.'s 66th Military Intelligence Brigade received what was described as "third party information stating there was an [sic] possible imminent attack against U.S. Soldiers..." at two bases in Germany.
Here's Newsweek's headline:
...And there are others. But wait - There's More! The source of the bad grammar and spelling mistakes is - you guessed it - MILITARY INTELLIGENCE:
"The U.S.'s 66th Military Intelligence Brigade received what was described as "third party information stating there was an [sic] possible imminent attack against U.S. Soldiers..." at two bases in Germany.
Here's Newsweek's headline:
EXCLUSIVE:
INTEL REPORT WARNS US TROOPS IN GERMANY FACE 'POSSIBLE IMMINENT' THREAT OF ATTACK
(...the story refutes that... But anyhoo)
"We'd like to remind everyone to stay vigilant and be aware of their surroundings," and their FACTS and their tenses and spelling and subject-verb-object agreement and everything.
Oh, yeah. And don't forget to F@Rt.
Oh, yeah. And don't forget to F@Rt.
F@Rt #142 - Dust Wind, Coyoni.
Trump’s strong-arm foreign policy tactics create tensions with U.S. friends and foes
anagrams to
Purging Fart
Fart Torrent
Ass Impoliteness
Comic Cheesiness
Dust Wind, Coyoni.
anagrams to
Purging Fart
Fart Torrent
Ass Impoliteness
Comic Cheesiness
Dust Wind, Coyoni.
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