F@Rt #146 - Disaster & Dysfunction

A Very Stable Genius review: dysfunction and disaster at the court of King Donald

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Seriously, though - about this day and the people Americans celebrate, I think it is a sad commentary on us, and on our values that while a crazy greed-head imbecile narcissist can lead the free world, a man such as the good Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr.  is relegated to history books and parades, and only after one man's bullet decided for you and me.

F@Rt #145 - Just So Many Farts

My Husband Farts All the Time and Now He’s Taught Our Daughter She Can Also Fart Anywhere and Everywhere, Oh God 

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F@Rt #144 - Fart Clues

A radioactive legacy haunts this Navajo village, which fears a fractured future

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Let's play SPOT THE TYPO

"German and US officials were consulted and no imminent threat was found to exit," a spokesperson said in a statement. 

...And there are others. But wait - There's More! The source of the bad grammar and spelling mistakes is - you guessed it - MILITARY INTELLIGENCE: 

"The U.S.'s 66th Military Intelligence Brigade received what was described as "third party information stating there was an [sic] possible imminent attack against U.S. Soldiers..." at two bases in Germany. 

Here's Newsweek's headline: 

EXCLUSIVE: 

INTEL REPORT WARNS US TROOPS IN GERMANY FACE 'POSSIBLE IMMINENT' THREAT OF ATTACK 

 (...the story refutes that... But anyhoo)

 "We'd like to remind everyone to stay vigilant and be aware of their surroundings," and their FACTS and their tenses and spelling and subject-verb-object agreement and everything.

Oh, yeah. And don't forget to F@Rt.

F@Rt #142 - Dust Wind, Coyoni.

Trump’s strong-arm foreign policy tactics create tensions with U.S. friends and foes

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F@Rt #142 - 7 Farts, 2 Derrieres, etc.

Puerto Rico emergency director fired after residents find warehouse full of  unused Hurricane disaster supplies from Maria two years afterwards.

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F@Rt #141 - Excrementous SFX

The wild ride of East Africa’s 

favorite stimulant

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