Fluency in Flatus

Learn to say "I Like to Fart" in many different languages:
French: "J'aime péter."
Chinesese: 我喜欢放屁。
Dutch: "Ik hou er van om scheten te laten."
Esperanto: - "Mi ŝatas farti."
German: "Ich mag furzen."
Haitian Creole: "Mwen renmen kreye sorselri ak maji soti nan estipid mwen." (I love to create ass Sorcery).

F@Rt # 124 - Blurp

Trump’s Impeachment Trial Is a Perilous Duty for the Chief Justice

   anagrams to

             Mr. Penis Spurt.

 Alcoholised Cunt.

        I Eject- Uh, Emu Pie.

   Farty Shit Fart.

F@Rt # 123 - 6.8 on the Rectum scale.

New Bone-Eating Life Form Discovered in Bizarre Alligator-Corpse Study

   anagrams to

   Omnivore Edible 

   Predators Coil 

   Ugly Carbonized Weenies.

   Farting Farts.

F@Rt #121 - Perdão. Eu peido.

Video surfaces of Putin, Assad laughing at Trump during Damascus summit

   anagrams to

      Odium? USA, Gimp Mutt!

         Penis Anus

   Vagina Dildo.

 Crude Scum Gush

   Fart. Ass. Fart  

F@Rt #118 - Oh! - Faults... I thought you said 'farts'.

Almost all our faults 

are more pardonable

 than the methods we resort to 

to hide them.

   anagrams to

Tremolo Aromas - Uh-Oho.

 Anal Badman. 

Therm Hole  Spluttered.

 Weirdest Tootle.

   

   The Farts. 

F@Rt #119 - ventositatis

Trump administration shifts justification for Iran strike

  anagrams to

 Ouija, Or  ...Indiscretion?

     I Mini Mitt Punk.

Farts. Shits. Farts. Fart.

F@Rt #120 Queefer Madness

Newsom wants to simplify 

California’s marijuana rules: 

‘The devil is always in the details’

   anagrams to

Devilries... A Roe Swam.

   Hallucinations! 

Tipsiness. Aw, Fly Mom Won!

         

  I Yield Jest.

   Fart. Hail Satan.