"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
Friday, January 10, 2020
F@RT 104 FM KFRT
Facebook Says It Won’t Back Down
From Allowing Lies in Political Ads
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Cannabis Cowboys Toked On Mellow Glissando Kiwi Lilac
Poi Farts.
F@RT # 102 - "bubbled up the ghost"
What the Rebirth of This Old Steel Center Means for Trump
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Twistiest Fart Berthed Hell. Ho-Oh! Trumpeter, Conman, Serf.
FART #103 - The Ripper
A hands-on demo with Charmin’s new toilet paper robot and fart smell sensor
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Smell A... Whew! Hmm. A Narcotised Fart. Let An Ass Tornado In. Shit A Poop! Nerd Boner.
"Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!"
This Nicholas anon let fle a fart
A hands-on demo with Charmin’s new toilet paper robot and fart smell sensor
anagrams to
Smell A... Whew! Hmm. A Narcotised Fart. Let An Ass Tornado In. Shit A Poop! Nerd Boner.
"Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!"
This Nicholas anon let fle a fart
Thursday, January 9, 2020
Fart Trivia? Le Pétomane
Le Pétomane.
The stage name of Joseph Pujol (prounced POO-Hole) the renowned French flatulist. A professional farter.
So well known that there's a film.
"Le Pétomane is a 1979 British short humorous film based on the life of Le Pétomane..."
No, not pulling your leg here. A man.Named PooHole. And he made money, successfully, farting.
He was famous for his remarkable control of the abdominal muscles, which enabled him to seemingly fart at will. His stage name combined the French verb péter, "to fart" with the -mane, "-maniac" suffix, which translates to "fartomaniac".
Impress your friends at parties:
The profession is also referred to as "flatulist", "farteur", or "fartiste".
The article I stole this from says this ripsnorting hero could "orchestrate his farts to music, to the delight of his Parisian audiences. By ingesting charcoal Pujol is able to generate the gastric gasses essential for his stage act. For years he is the Toast of Paris, but with the passing years Pujol loses his muscular control, causing his act to fail in a cacophony of flatulent explosions."
F@RT 101 – butt trumpet –
– anal dust –
It's a small explosion between the legs, composed of vaporized poop particles and an unending fountain of wacky fun
It's a small explosion between the legs, composed of vaporized poop particles and an unending fountain of wacky fun
F@RT # 98 - WTFart
Strange Radio Signals from Space Just Vanished, So Now We Have a Tasty Astronomy Mystery on Our Hands
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Jenny Hates Sam Verve.
A Wiggly Posterior.
Moon Aroma? Deodorant.
Shit Wind. Saucy. Nosy.
Fart Ass Shit.
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