Tuesday, January 7, 2020

F@RT # 86 - "Look! Oil!"

Contractor identifies employee killed in rocket attack 

that prompted U.S. retaliation


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Crackpot Death Presidency Emit Fart.

Patriot-like Man to Tatter, Cunt Denies Lie. 

"Look! ...Oil!"


F@RT # 84 - Tangentia Tango

Trump the Intimidator Fails Again
     anagrams to 
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Because he’s just a bully with delusions of grandeur.

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F@RT #83 - Hooray for Boobies

Pork Apocalypse: African Swine Fever and the U.S.-China Trade War

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F@RT # 85 - Puzzling Pieces of Pi

The Curious Case of the Evaporating Exoplanet

   anagrams to
  
I Eat Love. Us. Pooping Anal Excretes
 A Hate Fart. 
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Monday, January 6, 2020

F@RT # 84 Hedonism is a belief system.

Turmoil hits Romance Writers of America after author suspended for calling out racism
   

anagrams to


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Ungodlinesses Or Placid Cum Crematoria. 

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/books/2019/12/27/romance-writers-america-turmoil-after-author-calls-out-racism/2758280001/


Sunday, January 5, 2020

F@RT # 82 Tales From Big Stink

Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single ‘Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend’
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Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

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https://www.theonion.com/gorilla-sales-skyrocket-after-latest-gorilla-attack-1819574361

Saturday, January 4, 2020

F@RT # 81 - Bloodfart

An Astronaut Got a Blood Clot in Space. Here's How Doctors on Earth Fixed It.

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