F@RT # 84 Hedonism is a belief system.

Turmoil hits Romance Writers of America after author suspended for calling out racism
   

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https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/books/2019/12/27/romance-writers-america-turmoil-after-author-calls-out-racism/2758280001/

F@RT # 82 Tales From Big Stink

Taylor Swift Unveils Even Darker Persona With New Single ‘Skullfucking Maggot Shit Boyfriend’

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Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack

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https://www.theonion.com/gorilla-sales-skyrocket-after-latest-gorilla-attack-1819574361

F@RT # 81 - Bloodfart

An Astronaut Got a Blood Clot in Space. Here's How Doctors on Earth Fixed It.

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United Methodist Church is expected to fracture over gay marriage

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Young People Worry After Military Strike Will There Be a Draft? 
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F@RT #77 - Hypothetical Ween

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