F@RT #59

"San Francisco Police Department Pulls Out of F.B.I. Anti-Terrorism Task Force"
   anagrams to
'I am fart penis. Cosmic fart. Not penis sucker. Cool fart. Bolder penis. Lout fart.'

F@RT #58

"Trumpism is now getting exposed as a monumental fraud"
anagrams to
'I'm not sexed-up anus. I am pig anus. Fart torment. Lewd smog.'

F@RT #57

"Don't be angered by a fool. Be grateful you're not foolish."
anagrams to
'You boob! You big fart goon. Dense bellend fart-hole. Fart.'

F@RT #56

"Marines Probed For Posting Nude Photos Of Female Colleagues"
   anagrams to
'Mimes, anus-colon farting farts, hollered "Gee! Oops!" Pube of dope.'

F@RT #55

"White House Asked FBI To Publicly Refute Reports Trump Associates Had Russia Contacts" - (NPR)
 anagrams to
'Antichrist hypocrites, whore make out. Lube  buddies coo 'Ass. Fart. Up. Ass. Fart. Up.' Testicles.'

A crater formed in Siberia's permafrost anagrams to
Brain farts, or imprecise farts. O dear me.

F@RT #54

today is the first day of the rest of your life
  anagrams to
'Hooey! Farts. The fiery dodoes' farts. Futility!'

"Surge in human cases of deadly bird flu is prompting alarm"
  anagrams to
'Fiddly-farting. Maniacal penis absurdum. Mrs Goo hurls pee.'

F@RT #53

The Uses of Outrage
  anagrams to
'Use hot fart, use ego.'

Trump's Vilification of the Press
  anagrams to
Fetichise Pistils Ovum Fart Porn