Monday, March 6, 2017

F@RT #54

today is the first day of the rest of your life
  anagrams to
'Hooey! Farts. The fiery dodoes' farts. Futility!'





"Surge in human cases of deadly bird flu is prompting alarm"
  anagrams to
'Fiddly-farting. Maniacal penis absurdum. Mrs Goo hurls pee.'

Sunday, March 5, 2017

F@RT #53

The Uses of Outrage
  anagrams to
'Use hot fart, use ego.'

Trump's Vilification of the Press
  anagrams to
Fetichise Pistils Ovum Fart Porn

Saturday, March 4, 2017

F@RT #52

"Very adversarial and dysfunctional by default."
  anagrams to
'Unlucidly sob, deny. Fart! Fart! Alas! Dear! Avid envy.' 


Thursday, March 2, 2017

F@RT #51

"The Art of The Deal: President Trump loves confusion and chaos"
anagrams to
'Fart poem: The hot, splendid fart volcano. A Deuce! Shit neurons!'
"George W. Bush critiques Trump on travel ban, free press"
anagrams to
'Penis buggers cow. Superb, queerish rotten fart marvel'

F@RT #50

"The Art Of The Deal? Or The Deal Of A Dis-Artful Dodger?" (Huffington Post)
anagrams to
'Adore sludge, dildo. Fart Ho! Fart Ho! Fart. Delete hate.'
anagrams to
'Heigh-ho fart! Fart to the nude felon. Ideal fart. So dope! Fart gold-dust.'

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

F@RT #49

"Trump, Archenemy of Truth"
 anagrams to
"Um, fart?" - Thy coherent rump.

'Ouch! Nymph fart mutterer.'
 anagrams to
'Hurry Up! The fart comment.'
anagrams to
Pence Fart Rhythm Tumour
anagrams to
Chump Reentry Mouth Fart
anagrams to
Punch Ohmmeter Fart Yurt
anagrams to
 Oh Fart Thence Tummy Purr
anagrams to
Cheer Moth Fart Ump Runty
anagrams to
Fart Etcher Mr Mouthy Pun
anagrams to
Horny Mum. Pert Fart Chute

F@RT #48

"Trump to pledge ‘renewal of American spirit’ in first address"

 anagrams to

'I am a farts poet. New rumps render farts Presiding cell idiot!'