Tuesday, February 28, 2017

F@RT #49

"Trump, Archenemy of Truth"
 anagrams to
"Um, fart?" - Thy coherent rump.

'Ouch! Nymph fart mutterer.'
 anagrams to
'Hurry Up! The fart comment.'
anagrams to
Pence Fart Rhythm Tumour
anagrams to
Chump Reentry Mouth Fart
anagrams to
Punch Ohmmeter Fart Yurt
anagrams to
 Oh Fart Thence Tummy Purr
anagrams to
Cheer Moth Fart Ump Runty
anagrams to
Fart Etcher Mr Mouthy Pun
anagrams to
Horny Mum. Pert Fart Chute

F@RT #48

"Trump to pledge ‘renewal of American spirit’ in first address"

 anagrams to

'I am a farts poet. New rumps render farts Presiding cell idiot!'



F@RT #47

"How Donald Trump Is Making Witches and Christians Fight Again" (Rolling Stone)
   anagrams to
'I am a pig shit nitwit clown. Uncharming, odd, honking ass-head farts.'

Monday, February 27, 2017

F@RT #46

"The number of homeless people has gone through the roof they do not have."
   anagrams to
'Hot, hot, hot fart. 'Ho-hum!' Feeble monsters pooh-poohed huge revenge. Sanely.'



Sunday, February 26, 2017

F@RT #45

"Donald Trump and the Art of the Apology"
   anagrams to
'Darn loony thug helped a damp toot fart.'

Saturday, February 25, 2017

F@RT #43


"Discoserra pectinodon is a prehistoric fish from the Mississippian of Montana."

anagrams to

'Poetic oddness. I'm Farts. Poorish Choice Inn.
 Fart piss. Fart piss. I am a shinier moon.'


F@RT #44

"Dauntless Defenders of the Truth"
anagrams to
'Fart. The untested felon shudders.'