F@RT #12

"Donald Trump's Art of the New Deal?" - (New York Times)

anagrams to

'Hollow, redundant FART stampede.'

F@RT #11

"FBI Head Under Fire For Restarting Clinton Email Investigation Days Before Election" 
anagrams to 
'I've farted looney obscenities. Farting huge, dire, dire farts. I'm a bicentennial fart loon.'

F@RT 10

"What was the Spirit waiting for?"
   anagrams to
'Wait! Farting white-hot rip-saws!'

F@RT #9

"Senior Afghan Official Shot Dead"
  anagrams to
'Fine farts of acid-head hooligans.'

F@RT 8

"Welcome to the age of failure!"
anagrams to 
'Lowlife emcee. A huge fart, too!'

F@RT 7

"Fish fraud could be accidental,"
anagrams to
'Chic, idle, boldfaced anus fart.'

politesse

On all fronts, the actual future confounds the imagined future.
anagrams to
Fart fiend's tutu. Ouch!  Uh, demon anus. Eel fart bunghole. Cunt fart oil.