F@RT #11

"FBI Head Under Fire For Restarting Clinton Email Investigation Days Before Election" 
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'I've farted looney obscenities. Farting huge, dire, dire farts. I'm a bicentennial fart loon.'

F@RT 10

"What was the Spirit waiting for?"
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'Wait! Farting white-hot rip-saws!'

F@RT #9

"Senior Afghan Official Shot Dead"
  anagrams to
'Fine farts of acid-head hooligans.'

F@RT 8

"Welcome to the age of failure!"
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'Lowlife emcee. A huge fart, too!'

F@RT 7

"Fish fraud could be accidental,"
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'Chic, idle, boldfaced anus fart.'

politesse

On all fronts, the actual future confounds the imagined future.
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Fart fiend's tutu. Ouch!  Uh, demon anus. Eel fart bunghole. Cunt fart oil.

F@RT 6 - The Old Asylum

"We’re like mushrooms—fed shit and kept in the dark.”

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'That kind, kind sheep-fart. Meek, humorless weirdo.'