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On all fronts, the actual future confounds the imagined future.
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Fart fiend's tutu. Ouch!  Uh, demon anus. Eel fart bunghole. Cunt fart oil.

F@RT 6 - The Old Asylum

"We’re like mushrooms—fed shit and kept in the dark.”

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'That kind, kind sheep-fart. Meek, humorless weirdo.'

F@RT 5

U.S. Faces a Startling New Political Reality After Donald Trump’s Victory

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 'Unsocial, placeless twit farted. Rancidly spluttery farting vomtoria.'

F@RT IV

Menopause Mystery: Why Do Female Killer Whales Experience The Change Of Life?
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'Hellhole fart symphony. Well! I am a new, green-eyed fart chief. Come! I see puke.'

F@RT III

"The FBI agent hot on his trail"
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'Fart? Heigh-ho! It isn't notable.'

F@RT II

"Yes, It’s All Your Parents’ Fault."
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'Farts taste unpiously, really.'
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'Lousy farts, anally true spite.'

F@RT

Has Louisville Figured Out How to Eliminate Traffic Congestion?

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Odious fart hole? I will give looniest shout-out: "Fart magnificence!"