Penis Worm F@rT§

Fossil Record: Forget the goofy name; Penis worms 

wore shells to defend themselves hundreds of millions 

of years before hermit crabs did. Fascinating fossils,

found on the sea floor, show the phallic marine worms 

figured out a smart survival strategy for fending off 

flesh eating predators.

     anagrams to 

   Cheesed off? Leprosy! Farts! I'm a vulva! 

   Good God! Hollower Farts, finer tenseness.

   Devilish, slothful semen? Farts, Farts, Farts!

   Bossy, belching Farts… idiocies domineer.

   Eh! Poisonous cow hand Farts hellhole. 

   I'm more of a farting weirdo rumormonger.

   Tenderly offended. Tough spewings. Farts. Farts? Farts.

     

Smoove

First female mayor of Illinois village sparks 

outrage after hiring registered child sex offender 

who spent years in prison for brutal gang rape 

to be town's code enforcement officer - 

which requires him to enter neighborhood homes. 

       anagrams to 

“I'm a pig, lovelies!” (Farts noisomely.) “Skill.”

Exceed huge, godlier, direr Heroine Farts.

Nobly whingeing. Proper Farts.

Now percent obedience so, coffee-room. Fart.

Which requires him to enter Farting Anus. Farts. Neigh. Farts.

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I Hope It Didn’t Say “911”

Hiker lost on mountain for twenty-four hours ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognize phone number.

     anagrams to 

 Farts on worn-out humility or on keen greenhorn. 

 Scorn idle Farts ghoul. 

 Seduce cherubs. Domineer.

 Unzip! Become Farts!

     

Cowboys for F@rT§

TAKEN FOR A RIDE: Cousy Griffin, Founder of ‘Cowboys for Trump’ Finally Realizes Ex-President Is a Massive Grifter; “After your four years, the only ones that were locked up were men like me.”

     anagrams to 

Crook! Ungenuine Ass Penis! Farts idiocy foreword.

 Bizarrely exemplified Farts-up loony. 

  Hey You! Venereology if more Farts, urine. 

 Well! Wretched, meek, meek Farts eruption.

  Farts Farts Farts 

       tinyurl.com/CowboysForFarts

 

Free F@rTs

'Free at last, free at last.'

     anagrams to

     'Tee Farts, late Farts, ale.'

     

Yep. It’s a word.

Circo Mediatico! Italy's far-right leader Matteo Salvini faces trial over migrants, actor Richard Gere to testify.

     anagrams to  

   Idiocratically. Farts. Homicide.

   Violent Farts, aromatic vaginalectomies. 

   Diarrhoeic strategy regretter. Farts.

         

            https://tinyurl.com/CircoMediatico

     

      

Farting Bear

Japanese prefecture educates with bear safety rock song after sightings spike

     anagrams to 

Farts Nauseate! Bewitched Fart-ups! Peace.

 Cheeky snorting Farts, jokes, piggeries.

    https://tinyurl.com/FartingBear