I Hope It Didn’t Say “911”

Hiker lost on mountain for twenty-four hours ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognize phone number.

     anagrams to 

 Farts on worn-out humility or on keen greenhorn. 

 Scorn idle Farts ghoul. 

 Seduce cherubs. Domineer.

 Unzip! Become Farts!

     

Cowboys for F@rT§

TAKEN FOR A RIDE: Cousy Griffin, Founder of ‘Cowboys for Trump’ Finally Realizes Ex-President Is a Massive Grifter; “After your four years, the only ones that were locked up were men like me.”

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Crook! Ungenuine Ass Penis! Farts idiocy foreword.

 Bizarrely exemplified Farts-up loony. 

  Hey You! Venereology if more Farts, urine. 

 Well! Wretched, meek, meek Farts eruption.

  Farts Farts Farts 

       tinyurl.com/CowboysForFarts

 

Free F@rTs

'Free at last, free at last.'

     anagrams to

     'Tee Farts, late Farts, ale.'

     

Yep. It’s a word.

Circo Mediatico! Italy's far-right leader Matteo Salvini faces trial over migrants, actor Richard Gere to testify.

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   Idiocratically. Farts. Homicide.

   Violent Farts, aromatic vaginalectomies. 

   Diarrhoeic strategy regretter. Farts.

         

            https://tinyurl.com/CircoMediatico

     

      

Farting Bear

Japanese prefecture educates with bear safety rock song after sightings spike

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Farts Nauseate! Bewitched Fart-ups! Peace.

 Cheeky snorting Farts, jokes, piggeries.

    https://tinyurl.com/FartingBear

Fart? Fart!

Mark Ridley-Thomas Charged Along with former University 

Dean in Federal Grand Jury Indictment Alleging Bribery and 

Fraud Scheme; indictment charges a seasoned lawmaker 

who allegedly abused the public’s trust by taking official actions 

to benefit his family member and himself

      anagrams to 

   I am the Shit! …Farts!  My Horny Dong!

   Niggling ninny! Clitoris. Fart. Labia. Anus. Rectum.

   Dear Handsome, clean mucked sewerage. 

   Hey! Labia. Hey! Shit Bird. Hell! Clitoris. Eh! Anal.

   Embedded Pubic Clitoris. Anal Fart bejewels Fevered Cunt Farts. Meek Wang.

  I'm odd, Monkey. Farting Anus. Labia Fart. Middle Farts. 

  

   

F@rT§ on Fire Sixty Nine o

Kansas firefighters race to a fire, 

find a fire truck going up in flames, 

the fire spreading to a farm field. 

     anagrams to 

   I Far-Fart.

   I Fuck Farts in a cheekier ego.

   I’m Far-Farting.

   I Fart huge, deadened sloppiness.

   Ole! I’m Far-Farting! 

              tinyurl.com/FartsOnFire