Church F@rT§

Catholic Bishop quits church after falling 

in love with satanic erotic fiction writer

     anagrams to 

  Hot Farts! Bullshit, qua chic necrophilic. 

   Now loitering, wit inactive, I Fart choice Farts.

  

Palindrome F@Rt Anagram

God, a Red Nugget! A Fat Egg Under A Dog.

     anagrams to 

 Dung Engaged Fart! Argue Dog-Eat-Dog.

Race Fast Safe Car

      anagrams to

'Farts ace as farce.'

“Larry Elder is a Black face on White 

supremacy.” Black conservative radio 

host and GOP California gubernatorial 

recall election frontrunner candidate 

Larry Elder claimed reparations are owed 

to slave owners who had their 'property 

stolen' after the Civil War

following the abolition of slavery.

     anagrams to 

   I am an Asshole! Farts!

   Cowardice. Bellyacher. Farts!

   Blearily invoke cocked up avarice. Farts!

   Bulldog's patrician gonorrhea. Fart!

   Ill-natured intolerance. Farts!

   Arrantly drearier, droopier weasel !!!

   Oh Wow! Sloppy hothead. 

   Militant reason. Fart.

 

   Good! Now belittle loony convincer.

   Chewed, reverential evil. 

Go Hang A Salami.

     anagrams to

I’m A Lasagna Hog

Fuck A Duck!

This Australian duck says ‘You bloody fool’ 

and can imitate other sounds from nature 

— and scientists couldn’t be more fascinated

     anagrams to 

   I’m an ass. Seedy, odd saint. 

       Yucky, odious Farts hullabaloo!

   Unharmonious, rotten decadent Farts.

   Besotted, climactic Farts innuendo.

    

Safe F@rTs

Six Palestinian prisoners escape from 

Israeli ‘high-security’ Gilboa Prison, 

known as 'the safe'; Security officials 

believe fugitives exploited ‘structural 

flaw’ in embarrassing jailbreak, tunneled 

under a toilet,‘highly dangerous’ fugitives 

are all convicted terrorists and murderers.

     anagrams to 

   A Farty poisoner imperils. 

   Hilarious, piggish erectile vulvitis fart.

   Scenical Anus Farts Anus Farts.

   'Unexotic ass, agile pubes, libido.'

   'Junk - inedible sewerage, lamebrain.'

   Good Farts! Guiltier Sex Penis thievery.

   Anus Heinously Farts delight. 

   Cleverer, weird, kind Tormenter’s canoodler Farts.

Special F@rTs

Qatar's Special Envoy of the Minister 

of Foreign Affairs for Counterterrorism 

and Mediation in Conflict Resolution, 

Mutlaq bin Majed Al Qahtani landed in 

Kabul Friday. 

   anagrams to 

   Hey! I'm a piano. Farts. Violence. Farts! 

   Nice urine or gooier Farts.

   I'm fool Farts - incontinence in dildo.

   Halt !!! Jam quaint, damnable Farts.

   Obliquely mad, odd, inane Fart quirk. Farts?

     

F@rT Craft

“It was only supposed to fly five times.” 

After six months on Mars, NASA's tiny 

Spaceship helicopter - the first motorized 

craft to fly on another planet - is still flying high.

     anagrams to 

   Fanny Farts! Oh Man! Sixty-nine moans.

   Now evil-eye, slushiest Farts pomposity.

   I'm the clodhoppers spit. Farts! Eroticized Farts!

   Farts Pit? Toothily clinging hellhole Farts.

   

    

She F@rTs, Faints.

The ego on the ego: As Ronaldo rejoins 

Manchester United, Piers Morgan reveals 

the footballer is a surprisingly affable figure 

who's devoted to his family and has banned 

his mum from big matches because she gets 

so nervous she faints

     anagrams to

   Goose hero Farts - not soothing. Jeered.

   'Venereal, superdemonic nightmares.' 

   Eh! I’ll use boobyish apologies.

   Farts Nobly vanished. Damned death wish Farts.

   I'm huge Anal Farts. Machismo cheeses, bum Farts beg.

   Ingenuous Farts, Evil one. Farts!