Wednesday, September 1, 2021

Anti-vaxxer F@rTs

 ‘Moderna’ misspelled on Illinois visitor’s fake 

vaccination card, woman who used it to fly to 

Hawaii is arrested. Facing a year in prison and 

a five-thousand dollar fine, the anti-vaxxer spelled 

it Maderna. At least she didn’t go with Fpizer. 


     anagrams to 


  Farts, OK? Ass drivelled in smellier Farts.


   How Do You Do? I am a maniacal twit. …Farts!


   Praise the decaying and noisier Hawaiian Fart!


   Next exploded unlavish Fart lovelies.  


   Notwithstanding idealizer dopes.


   Insane victimhood in ponce.




     


   

Monday, August 30, 2021

https://tinyurl.com/VATruth

https://tinyurl.com/VATruth



Chicken F@rTs

Ruffled Feathers: TSA calls 'personal fowl' after 

raw chicken spotted on luggage carousel in Seattle; 

"Somewhere between baggage and the carousel 

they became free range," …Can chickens even fly?



     anagrams to 


    Hey, Eat Me!  Asshole Farts.


   'Well! Cocked up fart hellhole incenses.'


   Weeviled, gorgeous cutey Asshole Farts pong. 


   Wetter cabbage Farts now, huge renegade!


   Feeble Farts, hence cracking Farts menace.


   Farts. Anal Farts.


   https://tinyurl.com/ChickensFarts



Cockfield F@rT

 Moped rider's rude place-name tour for charity

finishes in Bell End, after visiting Twatt, Shitterton, 

Cockpole, Titty Hoe, Ass Hill and Butthole Lane.


     anagrams to 


   Cunty Fart Holes?


   'Oh, Dear Me! Cruel, dirt poor dream.'


   Farty Penis,


   'It isn't the bowel, neediest nihilist.'


   Farts!


   'Belittle topnotch dick to hell.'


    Vagina Ass.


     https://tinyurl.com/RudeFart



F@rT Stupid

 You Are Living in the Golden Age of Stupidity.

The convergence of many seemingly unrelated 

elements has produced an explosion of brainlessness


     anagrams to 


   'Opinionatively indulge huge ego.' Ass Farts.


   Continue green-eyed, comely Vagina hymens. Excel!


   Deplores Fart innuendos. Bleed in Lent. Farts Ass. Oomph !


     https://tinyurl.com/FartStupid





    

Sunday, August 29, 2021

Dick F@rT§

 Phil Valentine, “Dick” Farrel Austin Levitt, now 'Mr. Anti-Vax' Marc Bernier; 

A third consecutive conservative talk radio host, mask critic, anti-vaccine 

activist and conspiracy theorist dies of COVID after spreading lies, concerned

that it violates civil liberties and valuing ill-informed politics more than life itself.


     anagrams to 


   Hell-like and punitive cretins! Cretins! Marx worriment? Cretins!


   Crab convivial, narcistic Fart. Eeee! Eeee! 


   'Stink out that avid Farts, homicidal croak.'


   Vivid ants cave, vacant idiot. Assholes. Vulva!


    Blind not thrilling victim idiot. 


    Farts, A Vagina Farts Ass Fart  


      Politic filth. Millions lie.





   


     

French Fried F@rT§

 French woman arrested over jewellery thefts from coffins


   anagrams to 


Reject Farts whenever honey Farts-off lewd, slim conformer.