Monday, August 30, 2021

Cockfield F@rT

 Moped rider's rude place-name tour for charity

finishes in Bell End, after visiting Twatt, Shitterton, 

Cockpole, Titty Hoe, Ass Hill and Butthole Lane.


     anagrams to 


   Cunty Fart Holes?


   'Oh, Dear Me! Cruel, dirt poor dream.'


   Farty Penis,


   'It isn't the bowel, neediest nihilist.'


   Farts!


   'Belittle topnotch dick to hell.'


    Vagina Ass.


     https://tinyurl.com/RudeFart



F@rT Stupid

 You Are Living in the Golden Age of Stupidity.

The convergence of many seemingly unrelated 

elements has produced an explosion of brainlessness


     anagrams to 


   'Opinionatively indulge huge ego.' Ass Farts.


   Continue green-eyed, comely Vagina hymens. Excel!


   Deplores Fart innuendos. Bleed in Lent. Farts Ass. Oomph !


     https://tinyurl.com/FartStupid





    

Sunday, August 29, 2021

Dick F@rT§

 Phil Valentine, “Dick” Farrel Austin Levitt, now 'Mr. Anti-Vax' Marc Bernier; 

A third consecutive conservative talk radio host, mask critic, anti-vaccine 

activist and conspiracy theorist dies of COVID after spreading lies, concerned

that it violates civil liberties and valuing ill-informed politics more than life itself.


     anagrams to 


   Hell-like and punitive cretins! Cretins! Marx worriment? Cretins!


   Crab convivial, narcistic Fart. Eeee! Eeee! 


   'Stink out that avid Farts, homicidal croak.'


   Vivid ants cave, vacant idiot. Assholes. Vulva!


    Blind not thrilling victim idiot. 


    Farts, A Vagina Farts Ass Fart  


      Politic filth. Millions lie.





   


     

French Fried F@rT§

 French woman arrested over jewellery thefts from coffins


   anagrams to 


Reject Farts whenever honey Farts-off lewd, slim conformer.






   

Sex Rectum F@Rt$

 'I demand accountability, if we don't get it, I'm bringing it!' 

Marine battalion commander fired after slamming his 

superiors over botched Afghanistan exit strategy warns 

the military needs a 'revolution'. Since the Corps just LOVES 

insubordination so much, and it’s a REALLY smart move, 

Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller has spoken out for the first time since 

he was removed from his post in new comments and is not a 

five year old throwing a full-on screaming fit Semper tantrum.


   anagrams to 


    Good Morning! I am a bed-wetting idiot. Oh Jesus! I'm Farts!


    Slime-drenched, Hell-bent imbecility. I am an Anal Fart. 


     I’m a Sex Rectum !!!


    'Obturate, cringeworthy dopiness.' FART


    I am a perverted ass, shitting on snotty heretics!


    Void abandons nihilist. 


    Vulture's emotional acrimony.


    Token, crotchless truth polluter. I’m Farting,


     Feminism, eviscerate whoredom!  I Fart!


     Smooth incontinent mad Vagina Farts. Cunt Farts!


   Well-worn Perineum of amorously scavenged Asshole Farts!




   


      


      

Saturday, August 28, 2021

635 F@rTs

 


California mom fights off a MOUNTAIN LION 

with her bare hands after she saw it dragging 

her five-year-old son across front lawn - before 

the big cat was shot and killed by a wildlife officer


     anagrams to 


   Oh No! Farts! I'm inimical!!! Farts moon. Farts fouling.


   Ha Ha! Farts! Rewarding, bighearted Farts whinge. 


   Boloney! Boogie bovinely! The Ass Farts wrenched.


   Acid-head if wild of wolf-like clean Farts.





   

     

Western F@Rt

 Western Europe Can Expect More Heavy Rainfall 

   And Fatal Floods As The Climate Warms


     anagrams to 


Whoopee! Farts! Ace, uneven, creepy Farts exam.


Smart Farts canoodled ill will anathema.