Dick F@rT§

 Phil Valentine, “Dick” Farrel Austin Levitt, now 'Mr. Anti-Vax' Marc Bernier; 

A third consecutive conservative talk radio host, mask critic, anti-vaccine 

activist and conspiracy theorist dies of COVID after spreading lies, concerned

that it violates civil liberties and valuing ill-informed politics more than life itself.

     anagrams to 

   Hell-like and punitive cretins! Cretins! Marx worriment? Cretins!

   Crab convivial, narcistic Fart. Eeee! Eeee! 

   'Stink out that avid Farts, homicidal croak.'

   Vivid ants cave, vacant idiot. Assholes. Vulva!

    Blind not thrilling victim idiot. 

    Farts, A Vagina Farts Ass Fart  

      Politic filth. Millions lie.

   

     

French Fried F@rT§

 French woman arrested over jewellery thefts from coffins

   anagrams to 

Reject Farts whenever honey Farts-off lewd, slim conformer.

   

Sex Rectum F@Rt$

 'I demand accountability, if we don't get it, I'm bringing it!' 

Marine battalion commander fired after slamming his 

superiors over botched Afghanistan exit strategy warns 

the military needs a 'revolution'. Since the Corps just LOVES 

insubordination so much, and it’s a REALLY smart move, 

Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller has spoken out for the first time since 

he was removed from his post in new comments and is not a 

five year old throwing a full-on screaming fit Semper tantrum.

   anagrams to 

    Good Morning! I am a bed-wetting idiot. Oh Jesus! I'm Farts!

    Slime-drenched, Hell-bent imbecility. I am an Anal Fart. 

     I’m a Sex Rectum !!!

    'Obturate, cringeworthy dopiness.' FART

    I am a perverted ass, shitting on snotty heretics!

    Void abandons nihilist. 

    Vulture's emotional acrimony.

    Token, crotchless truth polluter. I’m Farting,

     Feminism, eviscerate whoredom!  I Fart!

     Smooth incontinent mad Vagina Farts. Cunt Farts!

   Well-worn Perineum of amorously scavenged Asshole Farts!

   

      

      

635 F@rTs

 

California mom fights off a MOUNTAIN LION 

with her bare hands after she saw it dragging 

her five-year-old son across front lawn - before 

the big cat was shot and killed by a wildlife officer

     anagrams to 

   Oh No! Farts! I'm inimical!!! Farts moon. Farts fouling.

   Ha Ha! Farts! Rewarding, bighearted Farts whinge. 

   Boloney! Boogie bovinely! The Ass Farts wrenched.

   Acid-head if wild of wolf-like clean Farts.

   

     

Western F@Rt

 Western Europe Can Expect More Heavy Rainfall 

   And Fatal Floods As The Climate Warms

     anagrams to 

Whoopee! Farts! Ace, uneven, creepy Farts exam.

Smart Farts canoodled ill will anathema.

   

Four-Legged Whale F@rTs

 Fossil Science: New species of ancient four-legged whale 

discovered in Egypt; Skull resembles that of Anubis, 

the ancient Egyptian jackal-headed god of the dead 

after which it was named. The partial skeleton was 

found in Egypt's Fayum Depression. African Paleontology 

says this is not the first time the fossil of a whale with legs 

has been found, with four legs, webbed feet and hooves.

     anagrams to 

   Feeble-voiced pig sleekly bellowed “I am a RECTUM.”

   Wise engine of genocide, I like to eat pussy.

   Hang dejected cynghanedd*. D’oh! Anal Warts! 

    SPHINCTER Fart shit.

    It’s white-hot Cunts, and sweet, cheap Assholes. 

   'Poison-pen loyalty, genocide enigma.'

   The wholesome if shittily

   Fine when beheaded bugs blow off. 

     Hood of evil nuke.

     Farts Anus Farts Farts.

     Fa! Fart. Anus. Farts.

      Wangs! Titties. Asshole.

   *In Welsh-language poetry, cynghanedd (Welsh pronunciation: [kəŋˈhaneð], literally "harmony") is the basic concept of sound-arrangement within one line, using stress, alliteration and rhyme.

Fuck

 

Repairs stopped on tilting San Francisco 

high-rise after building sinks another inch. 

Pile installation to beef up the building’s 

foundation is on hold for two to four weeks. 

Officials said the building is safe, the San 

Francisco Chronicle reported Thursday. 

It has sunk and tilted more than a foot.

      anagrams to 

   'Corpse's anticipation. - Farting splendors!’

   'Shitter Farts! In high-risk, bouncing headline.'

   Belittle libidinous, top helping.

  odious Anus Farted Fart Farts Farts Farts Farts Farts Farts 

   Libido in deliciousness 

   'Now hoodwink the huge loonie'

  I fucked this one up ‘cuz I was too drunk.'

   Mistaken, foundational hothead.