Western F@Rt

 Western Europe Can Expect More Heavy Rainfall 

   And Fatal Floods As The Climate Warms

     anagrams to 

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Four-Legged Whale F@rTs

 Fossil Science: New species of ancient four-legged whale 

discovered in Egypt; Skull resembles that of Anubis, 

the ancient Egyptian jackal-headed god of the dead 

after which it was named. The partial skeleton was 

found in Egypt's Fayum Depression. African Paleontology 

says this is not the first time the fossil of a whale with legs 

has been found, with four legs, webbed feet and hooves.

     anagrams to 

   Feeble-voiced pig sleekly bellowed “I am a RECTUM.”

   Wise engine of genocide, I like to eat pussy.

   Hang dejected cynghanedd*. D’oh! Anal Warts! 

    SPHINCTER Fart shit.

    It’s white-hot Cunts, and sweet, cheap Assholes. 

   'Poison-pen loyalty, genocide enigma.'

   The wholesome if shittily

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   *In Welsh-language poetry, cynghanedd (Welsh pronunciation: [kəŋˈhaneð], literally "harmony") is the basic concept of sound-arrangement within one line, using stress, alliteration and rhyme.

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Repairs stopped on tilting San Francisco 

high-rise after building sinks another inch. 

Pile installation to beef up the building’s 

foundation is on hold for two to four weeks. 

Officials said the building is safe, the San 

Francisco Chronicle reported Thursday. 

It has sunk and tilted more than a foot.

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   Belittle libidinous, top helping.

  odious Anus Farted Fart Farts Farts Farts Farts Farts Farts 

   Libido in deliciousness 

   'Now hoodwink the huge loonie'

  I fucked this one up ‘cuz I was too drunk.'

   Mistaken, foundational hothead.

   

F@Rt ドドドンパ

 World’s fastest-accelerating roller coaster is shut down 

following reports of fractured back bones; The Fuji-Q Highland 

amusement park said four customers had broken bones 

on the "Do-Dodonpa" - a ride which goes from zero to a 

hundred-twelve miles per hour in just one-point-five seconds.

     anagrams to 

   Electrical, toneless Fart warlord 

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   Fuck Shit Farts jeers ill-boding bowel.

   Dongs Cunt Farted  odorous cheek snobbism.

   Dried-up, hot Farts. Hoorah! 

   Adore, now daze on genocide.

   I'm the shrewd, plunderous juvenile.   Nonsense! Poetic void.

   Farts Farting Farts 

   

F@Rt Nirvana

 Courtney Love, Nirvana, Kurt Cobain’s Estate Among 

fifteen defendants in a lawsuit by Spencer Elden - the 

actual baby from the band’s biggest hit, Over 'Nevermind' 

cover Art - for child sexual exploitation. Claims he 

"has suffered and will continue to suffer lifelong damages"

     anagrams to 

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   The Sneaky Fart tunnel-detection demon.

   Needily babble weepy Fart nuisance.

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   I Am ill-willed, toxic. Hero Farts - Ass valour explodes!

   Fanciful headaches? Cunt Farts!

   Fool docile, ungenuine Meg Farts.

The Fear of Friday the F@rTs

 Your Word Of The Day This Friday The Thirteenth: 

Paraskevidekatriaphobia - the fear of Friday the thirteenth 

   anagrams to 

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   Hey! Dirty hot Farts! 

   Hindered white-hot Fart.

 

   Okay! Ha Ha! Fart!

   Interpretive, hot Fart spike. 

    

FreakyFishFarts

Freaky! Shape-shifting fish that confounded scientists 

for a century spotted off California coast; The whalefish’s 

body changes dramatically across its lifespan.

     anagrams to 

   Hyped, hedonist, choice Farts Shitting funkiness!!!

   Cynical idiocies blow off Cunt Fart aches. Farts!

    Heigh-ho! My Ass Pooted Anally of pedantically Ass Farts!

   … Farts

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