F@Rt ドドドンパ

 World’s fastest-accelerating roller coaster is shut down 

following reports of fractured back bones; The Fuji-Q Highland 

amusement park said four customers had broken bones 

on the "Do-Dodonpa" - a ride which goes from zero to a 

hundred-twelve miles per hour in just one-point-five seconds.

     anagrams to 

   Electrical, toneless Fart warlord 

   Shack up, so queer woman-hater. Oomph!

   Fuck Shit Farts jeers ill-boding bowel.

   Dongs Cunt Farted  odorous cheek snobbism.

   Dried-up, hot Farts. Hoorah! 

   Adore, now daze on genocide.

   I'm the shrewd, plunderous juvenile.   Nonsense! Poetic void.

   Farts Farting Farts 

   

F@Rt Nirvana

 Courtney Love, Nirvana, Kurt Cobain’s Estate Among 

fifteen defendants in a lawsuit by Spencer Elden - the 

actual baby from the band’s biggest hit, Over 'Nevermind' 

cover Art - for child sexual exploitation. Claims he 

"has suffered and will continue to suffer lifelong damages"

     anagrams to 

   Cavernous Vagina Farts! Brain-rot farts.

   The Sneaky Fart tunnel-detection demon.

   Needily babble weepy Fart nuisance.

   Thieving, even-minded ghetto bombs. Farts.

   I Am ill-willed, toxic. Hero Farts - Ass valour explodes!

   Fanciful headaches? Cunt Farts!

   Fool docile, ungenuine Meg Farts.

The Fear of Friday the F@rTs

 Your Word Of The Day This Friday The Thirteenth: 

Paraskevidekatriaphobia - the fear of Friday the thirteenth 

   anagrams to 

   Hi! I beheaded you! Fart!

   Hey! Dirty hot Farts! 

   Hindered white-hot Fart.

 

   Okay! Ha Ha! Fart!

   Interpretive, hot Fart spike. 

    

FreakyFishFarts

Freaky! Shape-shifting fish that confounded scientists 

for a century spotted off California coast; The whalefish’s 

body changes dramatically across its lifespan.

     anagrams to 

   Hyped, hedonist, choice Farts Shitting funkiness!!!

   Cynical idiocies blow off Cunt Fart aches. Farts!

    Heigh-ho! My Ass Pooted Anally of pedantically Ass Farts!

   … Farts

           tinyurl.com/FreakyFishFarts

QAnon F@rTs

California Surf Instructor Killed His Children 

with a Spearfishing Gun, and Claimed 

QAnon Made Him Do It, F.B.I. Says

    anagrams to 

   Odious Farts -Cunnilingus Farts- rich in lice.

   Hairy, high-minded boils. And Farts!

   Damn! Whip-like, demoniacal eq Farts.

     

F@RtsGhanistan

Biden Administration is preparing for 

Afghanistan capital Kabul to fall to the 

Taliban in as little as four weeks – 

despite previously predicting the city 

would be able to defend itself for a year; 

US Intelligence officials fear they’ll 

evacuate remaining diplomats along with 

Afghans who worked for US forces.

     anagrams to 

   I am dire, disappointing.

   Pilot bat thought “like, anal, like anal, anus.”

   Wobble cretin's alienation.

   Hyped up, erectile viscidity poet.

  A loud Fart bloodied feeble weeny.

  Farts Cheesily, losing cellulite. 

   egomaniacal Farts, evildoing Farts.

   Hogwash! Hideous Farting Wreck 

   Fart Up! Women’s insane Fart-off. 

   

Professor F@rTs

Firebug: Law Enforcement, Forestry Department 

and Fire Investigators say a Criminal Justice 

Professor Set Fires Across Northern California as 

the fearsome Dixie Fire Raged; largest single wildfire 

in California history; more than five thousand people 

are working to fight off the fury of flames. 

   anagrams to 

   Woebegone, trendy SHIT HOLE Fart, 

   I am a deviant Serpent Rectum.

   Fairly jingoist raciness.

   Praise in horror of insane Farts. Asses. RECTUM.

   Ego Farts … Iffy fix if eerier, dire Ego Farts 

   Innovator of filthier radiance. 

   'Froglike if elected whoredom.'

    My merciful Anus! Pooping Hellhole. 

    WANGS.

     

                             Farts Farts Farts