F@Rt Nirvana

 Courtney Love, Nirvana, Kurt Cobain’s Estate Among 

fifteen defendants in a lawsuit by Spencer Elden - the 

actual baby from the band’s biggest hit, Over 'Nevermind' 

cover Art - for child sexual exploitation. Claims he 

"has suffered and will continue to suffer lifelong damages"

     anagrams to 

   Cavernous Vagina Farts! Brain-rot farts.

   The Sneaky Fart tunnel-detection demon.

   Needily babble weepy Fart nuisance.

   Thieving, even-minded ghetto bombs. Farts.

   I Am ill-willed, toxic. Hero Farts - Ass valour explodes!

   Fanciful headaches? Cunt Farts!

   Fool docile, ungenuine Meg Farts.

The Fear of Friday the F@rTs

 Your Word Of The Day This Friday The Thirteenth: 

Paraskevidekatriaphobia - the fear of Friday the thirteenth 

   anagrams to 

   Hi! I beheaded you! Fart!

   Hey! Dirty hot Farts! 

   Hindered white-hot Fart.

 

   Okay! Ha Ha! Fart!

   Interpretive, hot Fart spike. 

    

FreakyFishFarts

Freaky! Shape-shifting fish that confounded scientists 

for a century spotted off California coast; The whalefish’s 

body changes dramatically across its lifespan.

     anagrams to 

   Hyped, hedonist, choice Farts Shitting funkiness!!!

   Cynical idiocies blow off Cunt Fart aches. Farts!

    Heigh-ho! My Ass Pooted Anally of pedantically Ass Farts!

   … Farts

           tinyurl.com/FreakyFishFarts

QAnon F@rTs

California Surf Instructor Killed His Children 

with a Spearfishing Gun, and Claimed 

QAnon Made Him Do It, F.B.I. Says

    anagrams to 

   Odious Farts -Cunnilingus Farts- rich in lice.

   Hairy, high-minded boils. And Farts!

   Damn! Whip-like, demoniacal eq Farts.

     

F@RtsGhanistan

Biden Administration is preparing for 

Afghanistan capital Kabul to fall to the 

Taliban in as little as four weeks – 

despite previously predicting the city 

would be able to defend itself for a year; 

US Intelligence officials fear they’ll 

evacuate remaining diplomats along with 

Afghans who worked for US forces.

     anagrams to 

   I am dire, disappointing.

   Pilot bat thought “like, anal, like anal, anus.”

   Wobble cretin's alienation.

   Hyped up, erectile viscidity poet.

  A loud Fart bloodied feeble weeny.

  Farts Cheesily, losing cellulite. 

   egomaniacal Farts, evildoing Farts.

   Hogwash! Hideous Farting Wreck 

   Fart Up! Women’s insane Fart-off. 

   

Professor F@rTs

Firebug: Law Enforcement, Forestry Department 

and Fire Investigators say a Criminal Justice 

Professor Set Fires Across Northern California as 

the fearsome Dixie Fire Raged; largest single wildfire 

in California history; more than five thousand people 

are working to fight off the fury of flames. 

   anagrams to 

   Woebegone, trendy SHIT HOLE Fart, 

   I am a deviant Serpent Rectum.

   Fairly jingoist raciness.

   Praise in horror of insane Farts. Asses. RECTUM.

   Ego Farts … Iffy fix if eerier, dire Ego Farts 

   Innovator of filthier radiance. 

   'Froglike if elected whoredom.'

    My merciful Anus! Pooping Hellhole. 

    WANGS.

     

                             Farts Farts Farts 

British Broadcasting F@rTs

“Is there a link between stupidity and anti-vaccine?” 

Yes. Anti-vaccine protesters tried to storm the BBC’s 

offices. But they had the wrong address.

     anagrams to 

   Cunty Penis Ass Farts Posterior!

   The wicked and enviable initiate.

   Better convicted by chastisement,

   Retchworthy Farts. Disgusted bonehead.