QAnon F@rTs

California Surf Instructor Killed His Children 

with a Spearfishing Gun, and Claimed 

QAnon Made Him Do It, F.B.I. Says

    anagrams to 

   Odious Farts -Cunnilingus Farts- rich in lice.

   Hairy, high-minded boils. And Farts!

   Damn! Whip-like, demoniacal eq Farts.

     

F@RtsGhanistan

Biden Administration is preparing for 

Afghanistan capital Kabul to fall to the 

Taliban in as little as four weeks – 

despite previously predicting the city 

would be able to defend itself for a year; 

US Intelligence officials fear they’ll 

evacuate remaining diplomats along with 

Afghans who worked for US forces.

     anagrams to 

   I am dire, disappointing.

   Pilot bat thought “like, anal, like anal, anus.”

   Wobble cretin's alienation.

   Hyped up, erectile viscidity poet.

  A loud Fart bloodied feeble weeny.

  Farts Cheesily, losing cellulite. 

   egomaniacal Farts, evildoing Farts.

   Hogwash! Hideous Farting Wreck 

   Fart Up! Women’s insane Fart-off. 

   

Professor F@rTs

Firebug: Law Enforcement, Forestry Department 

and Fire Investigators say a Criminal Justice 

Professor Set Fires Across Northern California as 

the fearsome Dixie Fire Raged; largest single wildfire 

in California history; more than five thousand people 

are working to fight off the fury of flames. 

   anagrams to 

   Woebegone, trendy SHIT HOLE Fart, 

   I am a deviant Serpent Rectum.

   Fairly jingoist raciness.

   Praise in horror of insane Farts. Asses. RECTUM.

   Ego Farts … Iffy fix if eerier, dire Ego Farts 

   Innovator of filthier radiance. 

   'Froglike if elected whoredom.'

    My merciful Anus! Pooping Hellhole. 

    WANGS.

     

                             Farts Farts Farts 

British Broadcasting F@rTs

“Is there a link between stupidity and anti-vaccine?” 

Yes. Anti-vaccine protesters tried to storm the BBC’s 

offices. But they had the wrong address.

     anagrams to 

   Cunty Penis Ass Farts Posterior!

   The wicked and enviable initiate.

   Better convicted by chastisement,

   Retchworthy Farts. Disgusted bonehead.

    

    

Fist-fighting Hug F@rTs Festival

Settling Scores at a Fist-Fighting Festival in the Peruvian Andes. 

Takanakuy — the word means “to hit each other” — is a Christmas Day tradition. 

The idea is to begin the new year in peace. For this reason, every fight — 

whether it involves men, women or children — begins and ends with a hug. 

     anagrams to 

    Invective Farts, idle tonguing.

   'Now Okay death mask taunter, I am a Farting Asshole.' 

    'This mad hatter idiocy anarchist.'

   Hey! Heigh-ho! Best, wittiest inane detainee

     Gooier thievery cheapens Farts.

   Win whenever violent smoother Farts.

  Shrewd thudding Penis. Insane belching Farts.

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AIF@rTs

Artificial Intelligence Can Now Create Canvas Artworks

Thanks to the new art-meets-algorithm tech service, Artifly.

     anagrams to 

   I'm the wittier, comely inelegance. Farts Anal Farts 

   electric icon. Thanks! Overconstant, askew wrath. Right! Lacerative.

     

Suck a fat Moose Cock

 Nothing spells official quite like… 

misspelling ‘official.’ Donald Trump 

Asks 'Dedicated' Supporters To 

Pay To Carry Misspelled 'Trump 

Offical Card' in latest grift; Eagle 

image likened to Nazi insignia. 

Twitter erupts: “Sure, they're Nazis,

 but they're not grammar Nazis.” 

So, the campaign started selling 

Trump Cards, and his fans flocked 

to buy them. Of course. …For what?

     anagrams to 

   I like to fart.

   'Its shop-lifting eloquence kill.'

 Farts 

   'Flipping dulsocial demonism.'

Assholes Farts Piss 

   Sacredly doped corrupted playmate. 

Farts

 

   'I'm huge, genital peccadillo.'

Fart

   'I am a geek, Indianizing not.'

 Farts.

   Artist's swarthy, unrepented zest. 

Fart

    Amazer torments brainy thug.

Urine 

   Anathematic splendors struggle 

   Wotcha! Cheesed off, tumorous Limp-Dick yob.

   Farts Fart Urine.