F@Rt Stand-off

A refusal to acknowledge US laws, 

belief in UFOs and selling fake 

passports to pay for their abandoned 

house HQ: The inside story of the 

'Rise of the Moors' militia who hit the 

headlines after an armed stand-off 

with Massachusetts law enforcement 

     anagrams to 

   “I Want Farts!    I Want Farts!” 

                                     Golden, sensible Ass Farts. 

   Loose Farts. Weak-willed Fuckers.

                     Ungenuine Fart squeal.

   'Soppy boneheads. Fart adsorption.' 

   'Hooey! Hide Fart hole.' 

   'Oh Shit! - I'm a white-hot Asshole smoothie.' 

   'Deafened anal hedonism.'

   ‘Fetch scummiest Farts.’

    

     

569th F@Rt

Twitter shows off a trio of 

future features for tweeting 

only to friends, under different 

personas, anonymous and more

anagrams to 

   Snootier wit of hot Farts. 

   True, fine future Wet Farts.

   Foul Sunnier Farts offended

   serenity on apeman sodomy wrongdoer.

    

    

PeaF@rTs

A Murder-for-hire Most Peafowl: 

'Eliminate this bird': Feral peacock 

found shot dead after angry California

resident's Craigslist ad offering 

compensation for anyone willing 

to bump off the local fixture and 

feathered friend.

anagrams to 

  Farts Ole! Impure, Inaner whoredom.

   Man-like, poetical Farting echoes.

   Good Day. Fanciful Fart, dear Shitbird?

   Sniffed grandiose Farts

   If scratched Penis,

                 expert of Farted grime. 

   I’m a foul weirdo. A hell-bent,

             loony, inane Cunt Fart fool.

Burning Mannequin F@rTs

Human-caused fire, lasting hours, with projectile fire balls, 

hundreds of burning mannequins destroys former church, 

injures no one, but spreads to a house and a few nearby 

sheds; videotape of arsonists given to Fire officials. 

Chief says significant evidence points to fireworks as cause.

anagrams to 

   I'm a huge anus! Farting Sphincter Shit.

   Rejoice! Farts! Penis Boners!

   Bullshit-wild necrophile Asshole! 

   Good! Evasive Fart injures no one,

                                     bawdy Ass Munch.

   Infective Farts, red-eyed Anus, geek poser snob. 

   Funnier Farts if unodored Rectum. 

   Idiocy Farts. Ass idiocies.

   Unique Anus. Show-off Ass 'n' Farts on arch.

   https://tinyurl.com/WackyFire

Exploding F@rTs

Fireworks meant for Fourth 

of July display in Maryland's 

Ocean City canceled after 

fireworks explode on the 

ground hours ahead of time.

anagrams to 

   I am cheeky and neurotic Fart.

   Rip slimy Farts joyfully!

   Hero of sexier Fart poets.

   Ouch! I Am A  Fool, now heckled, 

       and renowned Farts underdog.

    

Space F@rTs

Astronaut Wally Funk Will Finally Fly to 

Space on Blue Origin's First Flight With 

Jeff Bezos After Six Decades of Waiting 

     anagrams to 

   Wonky, faulty Anus Farts   

   Well! Filthily flail, Farts icon!

   Pee Obliging solutions, whiz Farts.

   Jet if bag of wind exceeds Farts.

    

   

ExF@rTrate

As Afghan Forces Crumble, 

an Air of Unreality Grips the 

Capital: The first fatal planning

weakness has been festering 

for years. “We were not ready 

for the U.S. troops to exfiltrate 

from Afghanistan.” Disaster looms.

anagrams to 

   Fart Aches. Scum belongs.

   Farts-Up rainy, agile heroin. 

   An ethical, plain Farts helping.

   Farts - a new bee's knees.

   Weary eye-Farts or new Farts doer. 

   Farts! Oi! Exult to hero Farts poet!

   Farting Hooligan Farts demonism Fart.