Saturday, July 3, 2021

Depraved F@rTs

Fresno California correctional officer 

sentenced for 'depraved' sex act with 

inmate in front of other prisoners


     anagrams to 


    Cool... icier loo. I Fart Farts.

    Now vexed Farts, Moronic independence. 

    Prince of incoherent Farts,heroine.

    Farts. Farts. Farts.



Fossilized F@rTs

You might think fossilized feces 

samples are full of crap, but in 

fossilized dinosaur poop, scientists 

find hidden, perfectly preserved 

treasure, a previously undiscovered 

Triassic period beetle species.


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   I'm cheeky, shouting “Anus!”

   So lump up, spoilable Farts.

   Idolized so prized splendid chosen Ass.

   Devil bovinely Farts.

   Rude, creepier, creepiest Cree penis creep Odiously Farts.

   Fictitious fervid, fetidness Farts.



Uriniferous F@rTiNg

Welp. We set the ocean on fire. Yep. 

Massive 'eye of fire' burns in Gulf of 

Mexico. No, seriously! There’s video.

The sea burst into flames after a pipeline 

ruptured and the footage is horrifying.

Front door to Hell found in Apocalyptic 

Scene In The Gulf near oil drill platform.

Inferno boils seawater for five hours.


     anagrams to 


   'Uriniferous Farting, Evil one .'

   'Melodious Farting! Wipe weeny? Sex hygiene.' 

    Feeblest Penis, homely Asshole pubes. 

    Goof voyeur Fart. Loony lout Fart

      I'm unheroic. Hope Farts, dies. 

    Plentiful Farts in demon hellhole 

      or Fart pipe.

    Farted no enviable, cheerier,

           poisonous Farts.

    Weird, idle Fart concoction.  

    Fart Farts


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F@rTs of July

Police confirm two arrests in armed 

standoff as law enforcement closes 

main freeway through New England 

during the Fourth of July weekend; 

original traffic stop had an officer 

stop to offer help to two vehicles, 

both full of men with guns wearing 

full tactical gear, battle dress uniforms.


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   More weirdo Farts, noncompliance.

   I am a Deranged Clown Anus!

   Wholesome ethylene Cunt Farts.

   Thundery, unhinged, foul Farts.

   Now scoff - flawed, Farting pigs!

   White-hot felon Shit-Bird poofters.

   Alleluia! Vagina Farts!

   Hell! Rectums.

   Goofiest blow off. Farts!

   Torment Fucking projectile Fart chewer. 



Friday, July 2, 2021

Taint F@rTs

 The Network has Flushed NBC’s 

Ultimate Slip N’ Slide; After the 

Show was Tainted by Outbreak of 

“Explosive Diarrhea,” is Wiped 

from Post-Olympics Broadcast 

Schedule. Crew members were 

“forced to run to port-o-potties”, 

“collapsing” from intense gut pain.


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    I Fart. The Trots!

    Lewd Farts now belch.

   ‘Eureka! Farts!’

                        Wet Farts. Poop tube.

   I Poop - The Shits! Farts explode.  

   Unwelcome Screecher Blood Farts

   I Am an evil-eyed, Omniscient dapper nihilist,

       Immodestly tonguing terrible coward scum.

   Unwashed Farts bonks.





   


    

Dog F@rTs

Chinese police academy auctions off 
fifty-four dogs, mostly German shepherds, 
dropped from training for their lack of energy 
or size, or 'were not good at fetching’, but 
most were struck off due to their 'cowardice' ,
‘timid nature’ and for having 'curly ears'.

     anagrams to 

    I'm loony? Farting Fart Farts!
    Oh My God! 
    Smudgeless homoerotic weirdo Farts.
    Hooey! Hot Farts!
    Wretched, booze, idiocy, guile. Farts. Fuck!
    Farts - supremely wrecking defecator.  
    Much-needed creep Farts on ice.
    Drooping Penis. Unhurried Fart on vacation. 


F@rTs, English!

Supreme Court sides with Amish 
plaintiffs who argued forced septic 
systems violate their religious beliefs; 
The High Court ruling on Friday says
Amish family farms use outhouses.

     anagrams to 

   Hi! I Fart blue cheese Farts. 
   I’m an oily dildo, vicious pig Farts shrew.
   Sleep with odious semen Farts.
   My young hide Farts grouchily
   'Oi! Misuse humus.'
   Rectum Farts Asshole Farts Shit Peeing