Sunday, June 27, 2021

Furious F@RtIng

A founder’s family is furious at 

Philly’s archdiocese for closing 

High school: “They milked Mary 

for every cent. What the archdiocese 

is doing is downright dirty.”


    anagrams to 


   O My God! Farting Farts!

   Piously un-domicile kids...?

            You hellish Shits!

   Heavenly Cows dishonor 

                heroic screeches.

   O My God! Farting Farts!

    The wild-eyed, rich Farts.     



F@Rt Defender

Investigation launched after 'sensitive' UK 

defense documents reportedly 'found at a 

bus stop.’ Scandal rocks British forces command 

as news media overflows with details of the U.K. 

military presence in Afghanistan and a full-blown 

fiasco with Russia over H.M.S. Defender’s visit 

to coastal Crimea as “pure gunboat diplomacy”.


   anagrams to 


    Spotted Dickheads Fart! 

    Fancy a bloody proper cheeky Bollocks?!? 

    Hideous testicles. Rectum!

    I am a dead-end lout.

              Cunt Fart. Devilish piss lout.

    Screwball machismo of a sordid snob.

    News Memo Farts Pee, Dew.   

    Well-worn ass, vivid farts, nihilist’s irateness.

    Vagina Fart voyeurism. Cunt Farts!

    Hateful as an unending Farts contagion.


   


    

   

Saturday, June 26, 2021

Strong-man F@rts

A Painting Fell Off the Wall. 

During Repairs, Refurbishment 

and Reframing, Turns Out It’s a 

Long-Lost Rembrandt - and It’s

Worth a Quarter of a Billion Dollars


   anagrams to 


   I'm rude. Bunghole inspires.

   Strong man Farts Innumerable, 

       sordid, ultra-diarrhea blow Farts.

   Tranquil loo, Farting. Fart.

      Well! And not pleasing to Fart filth!



Bird F@rTs

Indian-origin family’s fir tree 

cut in half following bitter feud 

with their ‘pettiest neighbors ever’

after deep negotiations on bird poop.


   anagrams to 


   I'm needier. I do Fart in lingerie.

   Boohooing peeved bitch Farts.

   Blow out Farts, foul pigeon shit! 

   Viperine twitterer Fart. 

   Fart Nihility.



I Heart F@rTs

FDA adds heart 

inflammation 

warning to Moderna, 

Pfizer vaccines


 anagrams to 


   I'm an advanced animal, Farting Farts.

   Nice demon-worship Fart, Zode! 



F@rT Film

“It’s Not Slowing Down”: 

As platforms bulk up on 

library Deals, Streaming 

Fuels Demand for Feature 

Film and TV Restoration


   anagrams to 

   

   Fart enigma:

   Unlovely or rotten Farts wisdom.

   Lump up an Ass Fart - OK, slob?

   Bloodier, neat Farts?

   Dull-minded Farting swine!



Ferret F@rTs

‘I’m terrified.’ Idaho students fear 

repercussions of Lieutenant Governor 

McGeachin’s indoctrination task force 

 - which is all white - and seeks to ferret 

out Critical Race Theory in public schools.


   anagrams to 


   Eh! I unremedied idiot. 

   Not cleverer Farts,

                  ingenuous poisoner.

   Shocking Farts Dominate. Nice narcotic!

   'Well! Is not Farts a cheekier death wish?' 

   Sociably chic Farts scorcher.

   Lout Lit Farts, Eruption!