Saturday, June 12, 2021

Eight F@rTs, Eleven Oi!

 Florida police officer run over 

while investigating hit-and-run. 

Officials say the driver who ran him 

down was the original hit-and-run 

offender, who then fled the scene a second time.

    anagrams to 

   ‘I'm inviting, unhinged wheel.’

                      Oi! Fart! Oi!

   'Never! Whichever, dull nymph.'

                       Oi! Fart! Oi!

'New, new, new 'n' hand-held dung.' 

 Oi! Farts! Oi! Farts! Oi! Farts! Oi!

 'Heed enhanced lech.'

Oi! Farts! Oi! Farts! Oi! Farts!




Poetic Justice F@rTs

The body of a man suspected of 

blowing up three Pennsylvania 

homes found under fire and rubble 

   anagrams to 

   Heed double bum Farts innuendo.

   Bonehead of Farts-up comedy.

   An unlovely, benign 

   whippers’ Farts.





Bat F@rTs

Southern Baptists Battling for 

Denomination's Future Direction


   anagrams to 


   Tough Bat Farts eruption, lustiness.


    In nice, modern Bat Farts?

    No idiot.





   

   

Fruit Alien F@rTs

 New York Times: “Authorities say 

rise of fruit aliens is to blame for 

glut of outer space watermelons.”


   anagrams to 


   Smirky, honey-sweet Farts.

   I Am Urine. Farts.

   Litigious, obese lout Farts.

   Awesome Farts! Lonelier cop-out.   


https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/york-times-attempts-cover-own-190800124.html




F@rT a Limerick

Honorable Ron Johnson, Senator from Wisconsin and member 

of the GOP, is under one weeks’ suspension, from YouTube, 

we mention, over hydroxychloroquine


   anagrams to 


    Moron Johnson's noble rhinoceros 

                         Farts On bee's knees.


    O My! Bounteous swine 

         Farts On tougher, prime demon.


   Yo-ho-ho! Queerly now, 

           mixed-up Fart Wind conniver. 




Freeze-dried mouse F@rTs

 Freeze-dried mouse sperm found 

viable after six years in orbit; eight 

healthy ISS ‘Space Pups’ are proof


   anagrams to 


    Fart demonizes? 

            Specious hyperbole!

    Is hoaxing Pseudo-Farts rude?

    I'm eerie Farts believer.

    Happy Farts!




Friday, June 11, 2021

Birthing F@rTs

Office of Management and Budget Doubles Down on Redefining All Mothers as ‘Birthing People’ in 

Budget Proposal, to include transgender people 


   anagrams to 


    Good! Demented Fart!


    Hellhole in Bum. In Ass.


    Bludgeon Oedipean Poodle                   Sphincter Farts


    Bludgeon Oedipean Pig 

Rectum Farts


    New, noble Farting pong.