Thursday, June 10, 2021

#MeToobin F@rTs

Jeffrey Toobin, fired by The New Yorker, is back at CNN eight months after exposing himself to co-workers, masturbating during Zoom conference, while cheating on his wife.


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   Trust Me, I’m A Journalist !!!


             Farting Dipshit! Boob!


  Wheezier Farts. Boner!


   Becoming next chosen king, 

                  Geek Farted


   When felons win choice cheese...


   Goofy or wonky smirch. Nifty Fart.



  



Political F@rT

 In Iraq, Where Beauty Was Long Suppressed, Art Flowers Amid Protests. Painters, sculptors 

and musicians are rallying to Baghdad’s protests, and the capital is overflowing with political art.


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   To Hell With It! Evil, acidic warts, Farts And Wangs. Eruditely squashier newspaper Boobs.

   Stupidest creators...  are Farting Warm Anal trollops.

   Raspingly disgusted Poop... 

to Penis charlatanism.





   

Turtle F@rTs

 What the shell?! Meet the Rhea, the 

century-old turtle who can't dive for 

food underwater because she can't fart 


   anagrams to 


 I Am The Tenth Owlet. “Err!”


 Red-hot, clean-cut  Farts.


 Unhealthy, lewd Farts - however hot.


 Cute, cute Boneheaded Farts 


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7862279/amp/Rhea-100-year-old-turtle-swim-underwater-fart.html 

Not being able to pass gas is a life-threatening issue for a sea turtle as it prevents them from being able to dive for food. 




Legionnaires' F@rTs

 This man spent all of last year flushing hundreds of toilets. 

The new fear as the pandemic wanes: Legionnaires' disease.


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   Napalm Farts? Asshole!

   Hideously unhinged. Farts.

   Goose Farts Penis - idle, inane silliness!

   Wet Fart, hence new meathead.






  

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Steakhouse F@rTs

 Naked Florida woman trashes an Outback Steakhouse, confronts police officer - after a rampage through a nearby catering business where she stole a car


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   Hoodwinkable, Cantankerous Farts.


   I Am A Farting Housekeeper.

                           Iconoclast.


               Ha Ha! 

      Purer bogey-woman 

               Farted grace.


   Censorable Farts, 

        cushiest Farts, ...heroes. 




Shill & Slog F@rTs

Jimmy Buffett Has Just What New York Needs Right Now: A Multi-Million Dollar Monument to the Frozen Margarita, Daiquiri and Piña Colada


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             Zen...?      


   The junk wit. Why my jumbo Farts?


   Low thrill in egomania Fart.


   Demented Mind, Ho! Moon Nut.


   I am a radical, 

                         Sell-Out, 

              air-raid Farts quota pig.


https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-06-09/jimmy-buffett-opens-370-million-margaritaville-in-new-york-city-s-times-square





    

Brazilian F@rTs

 Argentine President Fernández apologizes after racist gaffe; Said Brazilians 'Came From the Jungle', Sparking Furious Uproar

   anagrams to 

   Generalized Farts, Snazzier Farts.

   Oregon pine Farted. Fart up, angel!

   I Am A Barefaced Penis Slicer.

   Usurious Farting Jerk! Oomph!