Thursday, June 10, 2021

Turtle F@rTs

 What the shell?! Meet the Rhea, the 

century-old turtle who can't dive for 

food underwater because she can't fart 


   anagrams to 


 I Am The Tenth Owlet. “Err!”


 Red-hot, clean-cut  Farts.


 Unhealthy, lewd Farts - however hot.


 Cute, cute Boneheaded Farts 


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7862279/amp/Rhea-100-year-old-turtle-swim-underwater-fart.html 

Not being able to pass gas is a life-threatening issue for a sea turtle as it prevents them from being able to dive for food. 




Legionnaires' F@rTs

 This man spent all of last year flushing hundreds of toilets. 

The new fear as the pandemic wanes: Legionnaires' disease.


   anagrams to 


   Napalm Farts? Asshole!

   Hideously unhinged. Farts.

   Goose Farts Penis - idle, inane silliness!

   Wet Fart, hence new meathead.






  

Wednesday, June 9, 2021

Steakhouse F@rTs

 Naked Florida woman trashes an Outback Steakhouse, confronts police officer - after a rampage through a nearby catering business where she stole a car


   anagrams to 


   Hoodwinkable, Cantankerous Farts.


   I Am A Farting Housekeeper.

                           Iconoclast.


               Ha Ha! 

      Purer bogey-woman 

               Farted grace.


   Censorable Farts, 

        cushiest Farts, ...heroes. 




Shill & Slog F@rTs

Jimmy Buffett Has Just What New York Needs Right Now: A Multi-Million Dollar Monument to the Frozen Margarita, Daiquiri and Piña Colada


   anagrams to 


             Zen...?      


   The junk wit. Why my jumbo Farts?


   Low thrill in egomania Fart.


   Demented Mind, Ho! Moon Nut.


   I am a radical, 

                         Sell-Out, 

              air-raid Farts quota pig.


https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2021-06-09/jimmy-buffett-opens-370-million-margaritaville-in-new-york-city-s-times-square





    

Brazilian F@rTs

 Argentine President Fernández apologizes after racist gaffe; Said Brazilians 'Came From the Jungle', Sparking Furious Uproar

   anagrams to 

   Generalized Farts, Snazzier Farts.

   Oregon pine Farted. Fart up, angel!

   I Am A Barefaced Penis Slicer.

   Usurious Farting Jerk! Oomph!





Fast Radio F@rTs

 Five hundred flashes of mysterious 

fast radio bursts detected in space


   anagrams to 


   Feverishly hideous Anus Farts. 

   Potent Farts.

   Bedside Ecocides. Mud Farts!





   

Humdinger F@rts

How Biden’s Favored Unions Could Get Jammed in His Infrastructure Traffic 
 anagrams to 
 Humdinger Farts, Bovine Farts. Deuce Din. Woo!, Jam in Fart cloud. I, Uh - Nice Farts!