Monday, June 7, 2021

Army F@rTs

Germany to ship army beer home from Afghanistan 

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Falknerian F@rTs

William Faulkner, screenwriting in the middle of the century, said Los Angeles was the “plastic asshole of the world.” 

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Ignite F@rTs

Qantas 'disturbed' by claims of gang infiltration 

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Sunday, June 6, 2021

Bride F@rTs

Bride dies of heart attack at wedding. Sister marries the groom with her body in next room. 

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Rat F@rTs

'Hero rat' Magawa retires after five years spent sniffing out landmines in Cambodia 

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Friday, June 4, 2021

Death F@rTs

Mafia hit man who killed famous prosecutor and dissolved boy's body in acid apologizes for role in "factory of death" 

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Thursday, June 3, 2021

Trump = F@rTs

No more 'From The Desk of Donald J. Trump': Former president shut down blog launched just a month ago

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