Monday, May 31, 2021

 

The Untold Story of Scientology Founder L. Ron Hubbard’s Secret 

Pact With Nazi Propagandist Leni Riefenstahl

    anagrams to 

   Tortuously Farting indecently. 

   'Cobblers whine, 

     unodored ass hotchpot.' 

   Ironhearted, gainless flippant Farts.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-untold-story-of-scientology-founder-l-ron-hubbards-secret-pact-with-nazi-propagandist-leni-riefenstahl


Sunday, May 30, 2021

Killer Robot F@RtS

 


The age of killer robots 

may have already begun 

- after a drone ‘hunted down 

a human target’ without being told to

   anagrams to 

 Hot weak Farts...

 Tootled ably evil-eyed garbage.

 A Monotone Fart Hole! Dude Run!

 Lightweight, burned-out anathema.



  


Saturday, May 29, 2021

Corpse F@rTs

 


Thousands visit abandoned California gas station to view rare “corpse flower” bloom

  anagrams to 

  Vagabond's hideous Anal Fart indications. 

  Worrisome beans, weevil Farts to protocol.



   


Walrus F@rTs

 


Wally the Walrus: Fears for safety 

 as Tenby tourists get 'too close'

   anagrams to 

 Well! Hot Farts, you weasel. Farts.

 Farts cheat. Note lousy sobriety.




 

F@rt Clarinetist!

 


A Caribbean island bet its future on petrochemicals. 

Then oil rained down on homes.

   anagrams to 

   Ooh! Cue Me Up, Fart Clarinetist!

   Darned Whoosh Eminent.

   Cannibal's blood inebriates.



  

F@rT Illusion


The clockwork universe:

   is free will an illusion?

   anagrams to 

 Win sewer-like Farts or

 illusive Hell union. Cock.


 


  

Cicada F@rTs

 


CNN’s Manu Raju Flips Out 

When Rogue Cicada Jumps 

On Him: ‘What the Hell?!'

   anagrams to

  Oh Jesus! Nuns Fart Cum Upon Jail

  Crude magic! Whee! Wham! 

  Ninth Hat Poll.