Cicada F@rTs

 

CNN’s Manu Raju Flips Out 

When Rogue Cicada Jumps 

On Him: ‘What the Hell?!'

   anagrams to

  Oh Jesus! Nuns Fart Cum Upon Jail

  Crude magic! Whee! Wham! 

  Ninth Hat Poll.

Bard F@RtS

 

Bard timing: Argentinian TV reports death 

of playwright Shakespeare after Covid jab

   anagrams to 

   Damn It! Bright, overprinted Genitalia Farts

   Averagely hijacked taboos - Fart whippers.

   

   

Nuclear F@rTs

 

First nuclear detonation created ‘impossible’ quasicrystal

   anagrams to 

   Innuendoes lacerate dictator,

   Quality Fart comprises bliss.

  

     

William Amos F@rTs

 

Canadian politician caught by 

online camera urinating during 

virtual Parliament session, just 

weeks after Zoom nudity incident

   anagrams to 

  Demonize new idiot Penis.

  Unadoring cretin cad Cunt!

  I am an egomania Pig Anus

  Enduring brattier icon.

  Trickily unhygienic Anal Farts.

  Jovial Slum Tart Urinates.

  

Bug-eyed F@rTs

 

India YouTuber arrested for 

'flying' dog with helium balloons

   anagrams to

   I am doubling the oily Farts.

   In hollow or in bug-eyed rude Farts.

  

Say Cheese F@rTs

 

Cheese Photo Leads To Arrest Of 

‘Big Cheese’ Drug Dealer In Liverpool

   anagrams to 

Undeveloped, cheerier gorillas.

Cheapest egos, bloodiest hot Farts.

  

   

Jesus F@rTs

 

‘Florida’s Worst Cop’ Was Just Fired 

for Misconduct—for the Seventh Time

   anagrams to 

Jesus! Farts! Wild, dirt poor cow Farts,

The defective, snoutish common Farts.