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Bard timing: Argentinian TV reports death 

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First nuclear detonation created ‘impossible’ quasicrystal

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Canadian politician caught by 

online camera urinating during 

virtual Parliament session, just 

weeks after Zoom nudity incident

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India YouTuber arrested for 

'flying' dog with helium balloons

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Say Cheese F@rTs

 

Cheese Photo Leads To Arrest Of 

‘Big Cheese’ Drug Dealer In Liverpool

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Jesus F@rTs

 

‘Florida’s Worst Cop’ Was Just Fired 

for Misconduct—for the Seventh Time

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Can Trump Run for President From Prison?

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