Monday, May 24, 2021

400 F@rTs

 



A park ranger in California 

discovered a petrified forest 

filled with fossils

   anagrams to 

  Paranoiac Fart Fetish icons idoliser,

      Fivefold disliked gnarlier Fart spewer.


Sunday, May 23, 2021

Oops. F@rT

 


Austrian hospital blames human error 

for ‘tragic mistake’ of incorrectly amputating 

elderly man’s healthy leg

   anagrams to 

  Prime or slime Fart-throb, Almighty Rectum!

  Gooey Farts And Anal Farts Anus.

  Greatly champion hell-like cretin Anus.

Chicken F@rTs

 



Don't Kiss Your Chickens,

The Centers for Disease Control Says In A Salmonella Warning

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   Cockeyed looniest lameness.

 Scorningly throatier Farts!

    Anal Wind or Ass Chunkiness?


Ostrich F@rTs

 



I went to one of California's last ostrich farms, and it was terrifying

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   Farts Farts Farts Farts.

   Woe! Looniest inaction.

   Angrily win homicide.


  

F@rT Holocaust

 



Infrastructure talks hit a pothole


   anagrams to 


  Farts threat turnip-like holocaust.

Saturday, May 22, 2021

F@rT Gong

 



Alleged drug trafficker arrested in Los 

Angeles after being extradited from France

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   Genitalia Fucker. Derriere Farts. 

    Gelled Led Gong Farts.

   Excrement of brain-dead Farts.

Friday, May 21, 2021

Crapulous, proper F@rTs

 

White House drops price tag of infrastructure proposal 

in counteroffer to GOP lawmakers but wide divide remains

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    Good! 

Inspire crapulous proper Farts.

    Meek benefit. 

Dildo up, worrisome weirdo.

    Whee! 

I cut big hot Vagina Farts. 

                                      Cunt Farts.