Friday, May 21, 2021

Crapulous, proper F@rTs

 

White House drops price tag of infrastructure proposal 

in counteroffer to GOP lawmakers but wide divide remains

   anagrams to 

    Good! 

Inspire crapulous proper Farts.

    Meek benefit. 

Dildo up, worrisome weirdo.

    Whee! 

I cut big hot Vagina Farts. 

                                      Cunt Farts.

"The whole situation is tragic":

 


"The whole situation is tragic": 

About a million bees died when 

left on a hot UPS truck for weeks

   anagrams to 

"Initiate slouchiest wart hog Farts.": 

I'm a bonehead! Nudities bellow.

Whoopee! Rotten sulk Fuck.

Wacky F@rTs

 



 Police hunt for man who had rocket launcher

 and threatened Belgium's top virologist


   anagrams to 


   Huh! Nude Bum and Vagina Farts.

   Cheekiest or potent goodwill!

                    Chloramphenicol rotter.

Pasty gorilla F@rts

 


  Mysterious fast radio bursts traced to spiral galaxy arms

   anagrams to 

  Absurdum destroys atrocities. Marx as pasty gorilla Farts.

    ...And yet we have very little idea where anuses come from...

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/05/evolution-butts/618915/

Thursday, May 20, 2021

Interplanetary F@rTs

 



Scientists Shot Tardigrades from a Gun to 

See If Interplanetary Travel Is Survivable

        anagrams to 

   Farts Goddamnit! Touchiest Anus goriness.

   Velvety Farts. Irritable Anal perversities.

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Gorilla booby F@rTs

 


WNYC Fires 'On The Media' Co-Host Bob Garfield For Alleged Bullying

   anagrams to 

   Mellow deed, unhygienic chilling Farts...

   Farts fondling bug-eyed gorilla Booby.


Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Cicada Sex F@rts

 



A Fungus Is Pushing Cicada Sex Into Hyperdrive 

And Leaving Them Dismembered


   anagrams to 


   Ugh! Hyped up cervix in Anus Farts Anus idiocies.

   I'm the brave, dead-end lemmings.



https://www.npr.org/2021/05/18/997998920/the-fungus-thats-making-cicadas-sex-crazy