Friday, May 21, 2021

Pasty gorilla F@rts

 


  Mysterious fast radio bursts traced to spiral galaxy arms

   anagrams to 

  Absurdum destroys atrocities. Marx as pasty gorilla Farts.

    ...And yet we have very little idea where anuses come from...

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2021/05/evolution-butts/618915/

Thursday, May 20, 2021

Interplanetary F@rTs

 



Scientists Shot Tardigrades from a Gun to 

See If Interplanetary Travel Is Survivable

        anagrams to 

   Farts Goddamnit! Touchiest Anus goriness.

   Velvety Farts. Irritable Anal perversities.

Wednesday, May 19, 2021

Gorilla booby F@rTs

 


WNYC Fires 'On The Media' Co-Host Bob Garfield For Alleged Bullying

   anagrams to 

   Mellow deed, unhygienic chilling Farts...

   Farts fondling bug-eyed gorilla Booby.


Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Cicada Sex F@rts

 



A Fungus Is Pushing Cicada Sex Into Hyperdrive 

And Leaving Them Dismembered


   anagrams to 


   Ugh! Hyped up cervix in Anus Farts Anus idiocies.

   I'm the brave, dead-end lemmings.



https://www.npr.org/2021/05/18/997998920/the-fungus-thats-making-cicadas-sex-crazy

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Yep. F@rTs

 




Caitlyn Jenner Gets Dragged Through The Mud 

For Complaining Her Private Plane Hangar-Mate 

is Fleeing California to Avoid Seeing Homeless People 

   anagrams to 

     Farting Anus Jet gently drench right egghead Asshole.

       Over prancing Farts helping apeman Clitoris.

    I are loonie. I am Evil one. Mud Fart ego me peephole.


 

Thursday, May 6, 2021

F@rT Waffle

Belgian farmer accidentally moves French border. Farmer moves border stone for tractor – and makes Belgium bigger

  anagrams to 

   I'm a Fart bomb!

   Donkey Farts. Belch Verb. Eel Farts. Germ.

     Crocodile Anal Venom.

     I'm a bugger's Farting demon sorcerer nerd.


      


   


   



 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/prison-pouch-sentencing-573048

Sunday, May 2, 2021

Free Falling F@rTs

 



LOOK OUT BELOW! CHINA’S HEAVY-LIFT ROCKET 

DUE FOR UNCONTROLLED REENTRY WITHIN DAYS

  anagrams to 

    BLOW OUT FARTS CHEEKILY.

          WHITE-HOT, DINKY VOLCANO!

     CRUEL LOONY. NO TENDER, RUDE FARTS.