Tuesday, May 18, 2021

Cicada Sex F@rts

 



A Fungus Is Pushing Cicada Sex Into Hyperdrive 

And Leaving Them Dismembered


   anagrams to 


   Ugh! Hyped up cervix in Anus Farts Anus idiocies.

   I'm the brave, dead-end lemmings.



https://www.npr.org/2021/05/18/997998920/the-fungus-thats-making-cicadas-sex-crazy

Saturday, May 8, 2021

Yep. F@rTs

 




Caitlyn Jenner Gets Dragged Through The Mud 

For Complaining Her Private Plane Hangar-Mate 

is Fleeing California to Avoid Seeing Homeless People 

   anagrams to 

     Farting Anus Jet gently drench right egghead Asshole.

       Over prancing Farts helping apeman Clitoris.

    I are loonie. I am Evil one. Mud Fart ego me peephole.


 

Thursday, May 6, 2021

F@rT Waffle

Belgian farmer accidentally moves French border. Farmer moves border stone for tractor – and makes Belgium bigger

  anagrams to 

   I'm a Fart bomb!

   Donkey Farts. Belch Verb. Eel Farts. Germ.

     Crocodile Anal Venom.

     I'm a bugger's Farting demon sorcerer nerd.


      


   


   



 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/prison-pouch-sentencing-573048

Sunday, May 2, 2021

Free Falling F@rTs

 



LOOK OUT BELOW! CHINA’S HEAVY-LIFT ROCKET 

DUE FOR UNCONTROLLED REENTRY WITHIN DAYS

  anagrams to 

    BLOW OUT FARTS CHEEKILY.

          WHITE-HOT, DINKY VOLCANO!

     CRUEL LOONY. NO TENDER, RUDE FARTS.


Thursday, April 29, 2021

Poof. F@Rt



‘Australia's most hated man' 

who filmed and taunted dying 

police officers who had just been 

hit by a truck after pulling his Porsche over 

is jailed for ten months for outraging public decency

  anagrams to 

   ... Oh Jesus!

 Absurdly complete accident. 

       Heft A Dandy Meltdown, Dung.

     The lively as powerful.

      Shit-pig Cocaine Bickerer, Huh? 

     'Good! I'm the jauntier Anus Fart loon.'

     ‘Cunt Farts. I am a Farting shit-bird!’ Poof.




  

Bish F@rTs

 



I Don’t Like My Newly Sober Wife Anymore 

   anagrams to 

O My! Fart wildly. I Yoke Semen, Boner Wine.


Trumpian F@rTs

 


Crazy Has-been Actor  

Randy Quaid says he's 

'seriously considering'

Running for governor 

of California

   anagrams to 

  Accord zany IQ by diarrhea.

       Hilariously nosey fiascoes. Farts!

   Grrr! Innuendos forgiven. 

                                Anus crooning.

     

      https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/28/randy-quaid-california-governor-seriously-considering-running-corruption-prosecutors/